Hannah the Narwal

Just me. A human. Not a narwhal.

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[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

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IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[bellygangstaboo]

[bitcoinlord]

america you have gone Too Far

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

NO WE HAVEN’T

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

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[yohji1999]

pure

[minimitchelsmaze]

She deserves the world

[the-only-bax]

The world and more

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[paintdeath]

Me

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Me 2

[traumashitpost]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[handsoffmydinosaur]

Terrible Food Puns 

[cat-memes-only]

[tomshardy]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[dickasparagus]

can we talk about the fact there is a kids toy store right next to adult shop? the sign “Got toys? We do!” could be for either store. 

[caelarose]

I’m pretty sure that is an adult toy store… Most likely connected to the sex shop

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[this-is-me-irl]