They Clipped My Wings

Hi, I'm Hannah Ryan....New year, new me.

[audreygriffin]

"I just asked if you were okay, Han."

[hannahxryan]

"Okay? Yeah...Just a little out of it! Sorry, Audrey."

[hannahxryan]

"I don't know what you're talking about....I'm not who you're talking about."

[hannahxryan]

Awww!

[audreygriffin]

They may be cute, but they’re a lot of work, Han. 

[hannahxryan]

I know, I know, but still....I just can't stand the thought of a child not feeling loved, you know?

[hannahxryan]

Awww!

I just watched this documentary about babies and adoption and I want to adopt all of the babies.

[king-evander-blog]

If I hear another Christmas song I will lose my mind.

[hannahxryan]

Aww why?

[mason-stjames-blog]

All brownies are right brownies.

[hannahxryan]

Really? Cause my head feels funny and it's been a really, really, long time since I've felt this way.

[hannahxryan]

"WOW, I don't know about you, but I think I ate the wrong brownies today."

[nate-hastings]

Yes because I totally want to talk to the whole class about how I discovered my parents dead bodies after they were murdered!

[nate-hastings]

I don’t need water.

[hannahxryan]

You need something.

[hannahxryan]

I have a job interview today.

[audreygriffin]

That sounds like it should be fun, though. 

[hannahxryan]

Hopefully! What's the point of work if it's no fun?

[nate-hastings]

Yes because I totally want to talk to the whole class about how I discovered my parents dead bodies after they were murdered!

Thank you for fucking asking me to do that professor bitch lady. You are an A+ human fucking being!

[hannahxryan]

......Let me get you some water.

[hannahxryan]

I have a job interview today.

[audreygriffin]

Oh, good luck. What’s the job?

[hannahxryan]

A waitress at this vegan place. Nothing super exciting, Audrey.

[hannahxryan]

I have a job interview today.

Gotta look perfect, right?

[chris2pher322]

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Carrie Underwood - “Good Girl”

" But he’s really good at lying Yeah, he’ll leave you in the dust 'Cause when he says forever Well, it don’t mean much. “

[hannahxryan]

Oh...

[spencersimagination-blog]

We need to put them all over the internet!

[hannahxryan]

That isn't very nice....

[hannahxryan]

Oh...

[spencersimagination-blog]

That’s hilarious.  I mean, not that someone would do that…that’s horrible…but also really, really funny.  What do they say?  Inquiring minds need to know.

[hannahxryan]

It's the pictures they send that bother me the most...

[hannahxryan]

Oh...

....someone signed me up for another dating app....my phone keeps getting really, really, uncomfortable notifications from people.

[nate-hastings]

Did all the attractive people suddenly vanish from this town?

[nate-hastings]

Well good for you.

[hannahxryan]

And I will take that as my cue to leave.

I hope you find someone attractive.