Nerd Horde

Guinevere | most likely genderfluid | bi | she/they | ♌ | This blog is pretty much just a heap of things that I like so that I have a nice pile on the internet to call my own. I hope you can find it comfy too. Theme is by jetofeden.

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[leatherleaves]

They just all swarm to save him…this is truly so beautiful

[zackisontumblr]

community

[toughtink]

(tag via @apolloendymion )

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

Tags from @thirddeadlysin

[kalichnikov]

terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funny

[kalichnikov]

I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn't "terfs calling Sigourney weaver, a hot woman, unattractive" and tbh I think seeing this post and going "terfs are so stupid because Sigourney weaver is obviously gorgeous" is even potentially harmful or at least hurtful

the joke here is terfs seeing a picture of Sigourney Weaver, famous actress and cis woman, but because they were told its a picture of a trans woman they're immediately yakking about how 'clockable' she is

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Reminds me of when me and a friend were tabling for Mermaids and some TERF came over and told us, in great detail, why we, two cis women, would never "pass". Because its incomprehensible to them that any actual cis people would just support trans rights. I'm obviously taller than any real woman and my tits are obviously fake, and her man hands and "beer belly" gave her away.

She was six months pregnant

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I've yet to hear any definition of womanhood as set by TERFs that doesn't exclude huge swathes of women, both cis and trans alike.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I love that Bilbo came back Deeply Changed™️ from his harrowing adventure but not in the sense of being haunted or traumatized or damaged so much as How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Being The Town Eccentric

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

he comes home and he’s like, well, so much for my reputation. I’m going to adopt my weirdest nephew and start brewing fresh hobbit scandals in my bathtub.

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

[moritatt]

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

[clairewolf1992-blog]

You could carbon date this to the ice age

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They’re reinforcing the lamp post.

[kactusnz]

ok but why’d they drill a core sample, and what data has it yielded?

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

At this point in life the only acceptable careers for me are:

1. Village witch

2. Ornamental hermit

3. Holy Roman empress 

4. Town crier

5. Delphian oracle

[handsomekakigori]

Trying my best 🤧

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[lindleland]

did you just fucking know this

[afloweroutofstone]

Taliban’s media division is now paying Twitter for verification

[mini-wrants]

Praying for this outcome, @senatortedcruz.

[permiranda]

california quail by adam skalzub

[rkgknno]

Bleach sketches! also I need everyone to know that there is a zero tolerance policy for Rukia slander in this household, that is all. 

[libertastandem]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[gentil-minou]

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Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was

[yogabuckyeah]

[gsirvitor]

[lucabyte]

Coming this November: Pokémon Pink Diamond™ and Pokémon Renegade Pearl™