We're in the eye of a shiticane here, Julian!

I roll with my kitties and I'm hard as fuck.

[approximately12screamingcats]

see that react?

that’s our dm

[marvelsocialmedia]

[broad-city]

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[dragon-hoard]

because its not a guy

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

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Adventures with my best friend! #bestfriend #boyfriend #loveofmylife (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDEQyshhG1okeURaX0zDN-VLzusTI8oA281pw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u0usf0i75vii

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Self love part two! Follow up a nice bubble bath with a Space Kitten Galactic T-Zone mask! #spacekitten (at Massapequa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpvK7KahPXDq8MWlHpsiKQSlFLwSfWSKAsJOe40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sp9s7gjp0mwu

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Uh...oops. #bubbles (at Massapequa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpvGZXlhg4tByQ-9nmvFt8RABVPO822x26w3Ok0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10wu5q8kjxflp

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Bubble baths are my favourite thing but I’ll never learn the proper amount to use. #tubbietime (at Massapequa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpvGNzzBm6t29doe3oaCEq0SyRip6RvYxS-2V80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o8q8ruxznl9i

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I got impatient and started eating. #belgianwaffle #fromscratch #boyfriendswhocook (at Massapequa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BppKodnF2vwkYuIH70IrNu2tjQQlBwFKf30Jng0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lkv4ialtaojm

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

I’m documenting No Shave November. #day2 (at Massapequa, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BppKgDJljRqIz4DKEe2fuJnHDpaFdc4W_oGlxw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=120uqo3r8k5te

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#throgsneckbridge #huji I hate that this damn camera can’t take a motion picture without blur (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpYFg8SAbTp9dI6yRS9IRB2ZMhBkd-5looT1aw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cknvfs9eej2u

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

Sunday funday #powercouple #vibraniumstrong #mybetfriend (at George Washington Bridge) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpNbzj4F-xwrtHgvGECirkBzvP9t3hMLe1-0co0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xy7wjl3zmixn

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

Cleaning it, wishing I was in it. Someone find me a horse 😭 and some money. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo48FRUgW376-4Y3Fba2QhD4T3gS5y2mSu8N-00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ii992mqdvcjt

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

Peanut butter Pumpkin Puppy Bites !! Home made!! •1/2 c peanut butter •1/2c pumpkin •1c water •2tbsp coconut oil •3c whole wheat flour -melt pb and oil -combine water, pumpkin, and flour. Add oil mix. -knead and rollout. Cut. -350 for 30 min https://www.instagram.com/p/BozEGkBgZM42e1IStprh-Ubg-bjwF55dIWZNVo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vugvwhrvy72t

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

#mcm I love him https://www.instagram.com/p/BoIVrevANO-NKCcdMyaVxUuYna_DkYs0YB5Veg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4wf75avgpgfc

[hanshotfirstt-blog1]

I’m so lucky. #polaroid #warmbuddy #birthday https://www.instagram.com/p/BoIVCaOAdPvJVcjAcRIdZMDvYey4ikHCdNlRVw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sikzt8rrsuza