Crooked Love

[tswiftw]

[bakeitoff]

Were they just waiting for the green light? These writers are out here quoting RWYLM, Gold Rush, Gorgeous, I Knew It, I Knew You.

Nice to know everyone else can read lyrics now!

[taytaytay131313]

This is killing me. The I Can See You vault and MSG 💀

[iwanthermidnightz]

Taylor Swift's Besties Karlie Kloss & Este Haim Go On Double Date at Jay-Z Concert

Karlie Kloss is clearly still part of Taylor Swift's inner circle! One week after stepping out for Taylor's wedding, Karlie is on a double d

“karlie kloss and este haim who are two of taylor swifts close friends” and “karlie kloss is clearly still part of taylor swifts inner circle”.

for the record

[9w1ft]

Karlie Kloss Is Clearly Still Part Of Taylor Swift’s Inner Circle

[whiskeyswifty]

i'm sorry but all those millionaires and billionaire CEOs thinking they're going to the opulent royal wedding of the season.... only to end up sitting in upper 100s at MSG, waiting in line with 500 people for a buffet of heat lamp baked ziti, chicken nuggets, and funfetti cake and then playing some deranged version of the price is right for a car or whatever has to be the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. no you CANNOT cut the line Bob Iger, go to the back and hold your own damn plate.

[youfitinmypoem]

Jennifer Lawrence being there....she can finally find out what happened between Karlie kloss and Taylor swift

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Just in case you needed reminding, forever is the sweetest con.

[whiskeyswifty]

I cannot believe cowboy like me exists. I cannot believe she wrote a whole song about telling people what they want to hear for money. I cannot believe she refers to her pursuit of fame and fortune as the work of a bandit. A hustle. I can’t believe she refers to the love she gave to men she had dated in the past as swindling them. I can’t believe she wrote a whole song about a partnership that nobody will ever be able to prove was real or not and if they ever do she’ll be long gone with the money and all we will have left is the story in the songs. I cannot believe she referred to that partnership as a con. I cannot believe

[bilor-blender]

A lavender marriage announcement,

Officiated by Adam Sandler,

The official statement by Tree Paine starts by listing brands before spending half as many words on the actual ceremony,

And I’m supposed to take this seriously?

[hoziernatural]

this tacky ass sign..... what the hell, sure

[iwanthermidnightz]

... or its gonna go down in flames. i can see taylor giggling while planning this all.

[iwanthermidnightz]

[iwanthermidnightz]

[iwanthermidnightz]

the powers that be is so funny. you don’t need to pray for me or whatever 🌈

[iwanthermidnightz]

this is sooo 🤌

[tales-of-kaylor]

I can’t 😂😂😂

[iwanthermidnightz]

she looks golden like daylight, so stunning ✨

[9w1ft]

Taylor Swift’s longtime friend Karlie Kloss

[jackedapplejacks]

it's actually blowing my mind

WHAT IS THE PLAN

[9w1ft]

IN THE WORDS OF TREE PAINE HERSELF https://x.com/i/status/2073188048452362455

ahah hah haha hahahahah hahah ahahahahahahaha

[jackedapplejacks]

ADAM SANDLER AND A DIOR DRESS YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME