ONE NIGHT AWAY

[spearxwind]

starting this decade im going to stop being unconventionally attractive to become inconveniently attractive. am i hot? yes. is it your problem? also yes

[april]

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Trash Bandits

[hantumalaikat]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[hantumalaikat]

And now we are in the eye doctor year. Congrats.

[hantumalaikat]

Soon™

[hantumalaikat]

Do you ever just see something and go “I wanna drink it”? That’s me with the Smallville Kryptonite liquids, right now. Only thing that could make it better was if it was like... the color of the cyan chaos emerald.

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[best-of-inspirobot]

[honkellujah]

hantumalaikat

Cheese could work, yeah. Or icing. Icing’s a good go-to. Suds pellets could be  a good alternative to. Less slippery and more confusing than anything. Good getaway item for pranks.

eh i got a can a cheese and i got faygo, i ain’t got no icing on hand 

what whats?

[hantumalaikat]

Then yeah, can cheese works, for sure. If I could I’d send you more.

And Suds Pellets are a little soap, lye, sugar and water in a capsule, and depending on what the soap’s made of, it could really bubble when shaken popped (when thrown). They’re really fun.

[honkellujah]

@hantumalaikat wrong!  i all up and licked it and it tastes terrible >:o(

[hantumalaikat]

That’s when you add toppings to make it better.  Or chop it up and make slippery floor pranks with it.

[honkellujah]

so like what you sayin is put cheese on it yeah?

hm ’m pretty motherfuckin sure if i did that to tutini she would finally snap and bust me upside my nugbone

[hantumalaikat]

Cheese could work, yeah. Or icing. Icing’s a good go-to. Suds pellets could be  a good alternative to. Less slippery and more confusing than anything. Good getaway item for pranks.

[honkellujah]

@hantumalaikat wrong!  i all up and licked it and it tastes terrible >:o(

[hantumalaikat]

That’s when you add toppings to make it better.  Or chop it up and make slippery floor pranks with it.

[hantumalaikat]

Nintendo, give Phineas his Balloon and Prize Man job back, please.

[hantumalaikat]

Animal Crossing is wild, still and Balloon Man has stopped caring after losing his job.

[maxeth]

Visit Original Link

[zharizard666]

wtf are these kind of posts

[maxeth]

mind your own business

[hantumalaikat]

Why did I choose to play Animal Crossing at this time of night again?