an enemy bigger than my apathy

Dirk; 27; he/his; navi.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

[asystotle]

Kinda digging this new direction for the SAW franchise.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

[skelegun]

Diagnosed with blood horses

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[shigure]

anime paladin whose sword only exists so they can stick it in the ground and stand behind it imposingly. if you engage them in combat they just barefist beat the shit out of you

[movedto-consulsmirror]

this is so fucking embarrassing i gotta go

[asystotle]

I can’t believe I’ll have a Jul boyfriend this year to burn down the Gävle Goat with.

[powerfulwizard]

[asystotle]

@ghoulsmashes

[bread-of-death]

[kulluto]

i am narcissus and my taste in anime men is my lake

[alisonzai]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

[akuryu-deactivated20201218]

i don’t know my gender anymore i just look at anime boys and forget

[asystotle]

Gonna unplug for a while. Justin McElroy went on record saying he hates orange eyes. The internet is a toxic place. Find me in the Swedish woods.

[asystotle]

@neonoirs You’re already on AO3, aren’t you. I’m sure they’re fucking there somewhere. I have to ask, though. Do you usually fuck people with their back bent over your knee like a chiropractor? I’m talking spine on the thigh here. I’m talking noises like microwave popcorn. What’s that position called.

[asystotle]

[asystotle]

I need to get bent backwards over someone’s knee until my back cracks, like what Bane did with Batman.