Excelsior

football, naps and happiness hit counter

[happinessmoreorless]

[hetereal]

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

rare kylie pepe

[catharticize]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

[telepths]

[thetumblr-thisisatumblr]

It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

[fawwna-deactivated20231020]

[rifles]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

if you think ignoring me will make me sad you are 100% correct

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

[http-studyingg]

[aexrth-deactivated20180326]

please don’t get tired of me

[love-personal]

[fencehopping]

[hmn420]

[meme4u]

[ingenierodelmonton]

[not-cooper]