I don’t know if I can handle another person almost dying on me so…no more deaths please? Ok? Ok.
When I die, I'm going to come back as a tame chinchilla that you will adopt and keep with you so we live together forever. The best part of this plan is you won't be able to tell which one is me, so you'll have to adopt every chinchilla at every shelter you see and you'll end up with hundreds.














