Give Me Thunder.

Give me lightening, and I will give you every part of me. Brayden Alexander & Devin Nicholas. 👸👱💕💏👶👪💖Aim: drop.it.low [[FAKE]]

[happyearthquakenacho]

Sigh.

[dopestmotherfu-cker-deactivated]

I keep thinking about that song, like why would she eat her dinner in the bathtub? I do some crazy shit high but…

[happyearthquakenacho]

I like to drink in the tub.

[filthfriendsforest-deactivated2]

I just saw the most fucked up excuse for a Squirtle

[happyearthquakenacho]

...

[happyearthquakenacho]

[happyearthquakenacho]

[happyearthquakenacho]

What a wonderful night.

[filthfriendsforest-deactivated2]

same

[happyearthquakenacho]

Sigh.

[happyearthquakenacho]

Just gonna drink my wine.

[happyearthquakenacho]

What a wonderful night.

[wienrs]

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

[filthfriendsforest-deactivated2]

Sorry you can’t bring me down pal. 💁

[happyearthquakenacho]

VIAGRA CANT BE BROUGHT DOWN THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP.

[filthfriendsforest-deactivated2]

Harlow got mad at me cause Brayden asked what the hickie on my chest was and I told him she bit me and he thought we were werewolves and I’m remembering this and I’m about to piss my pants.

[happyearthquakenacho]

REMEMBER THIS.

[gamechangershow]

Finish Like Father Like Son: A Retrospective

These dads have taught their kids well. Too well.

[1000-life-hacks]

[gamechangershow]

[sparkleruffles]

Gender Neutral Names to Call Your Significant Other

Obtuse

rubber goose

 green moose

guava juice

Giant snake

birthday cake

 large fries

chocolate shake

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[dreamjerky]