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✧･ﾟEvie : *✧･ﾟ: daughter of the evil queen. twenty-two. grad student at asu. degree in fashion merchandising. owner & operator of evie's 4 hearts. fan of cute shoes and hard work.

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text ☯ malvie

Mal: Just in case I haven't told you lately, you're the most amazing person in the world and I love you to pieces 💜😍💙

Evie: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Evie: You're the sweetest prettiest amazingnest girl I know! Unless you're using your sweet talk to ask for a favor lol.

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text ✉✆ abvie

Abby: Go drink out of a sink, it's not like there's not water eveeeerywhere!

Abby: And you're needlessly scared of a lizardlady lol, I think I'm the one doing better in this scenario :-p

Evie: As if that sort of thing is something you'd remember whilst drunk!

Evie: Lol I'm not scared *anymore*, silly. I'm not scared of a thing.

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text || ♘ frevie

Frankie: I'm sorry we haven't been able to meet up for the whole 5 word makeover thing. This last semester has had me so busy.

Frankie: Can I just send you a pic of me wearing my "Frankiest" outfit and you can do it over text?

Frankie: [https://66.media.tumblr.com/188666e320ffd5a53c90087a5b270882/tumblr_prs7okFg3n1xgooxwo1_540.png]

Evie: Oh, that's alright! I've been more than preoccupied myself and I'm just hoping you've been having as good a semester as I have :)

Evie: And certainly!

Evie: Its cute and I heavily approve of purple and green accent colors, obviously. And leather, as a fellow Isle girl :-P How do you feel about shorts????

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text ✉✆ abvie

Abby: Wow, someone's a noob. Haven't you figured out how to avoid hangovers by now?? You're old!

Abby: It can be! And Maleficent was a joke lol no matter how hard she and Mal tried to be badass, they really weren't. You and your mom were just wusses who couldn't find your own lanes.

Evie: It was just this last one, and it was a special occasion hangover lol. The sort that happens when you aren't expecting it and so you forget water and bread.

Evie: So needlessly antagonistic! Gosh, you remind me of home lol. Thank you, I needed that. To remember how far I've come and how glad I am to be where I am.

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TEXT ✉️$ TURVIE

Turkey: Dragons are like puppies for giants, I don't think you should be scared of them. We can get you a drink that'll make you the same size as they are. Do your insides have a little bit of squish in them? Super rigid insides make it harder.

Turtle: Everyone's got their turn-ons! I personally find frightening women very appealing.

Turtle: I don't think you've studied mattresses as much as I have, I'm sorry to say.

Evie: I think Maleficent would strongly disagree with you there, dragons are pets to no one and definitely no one's best friend. And thank you for the offer but I'd like to stay me-sized. I happen to think me-sized is the best size lol.

Evie: You would've loved being on the Isle, then. Every woman there knew how to be frightening from time to time.

Evie: There's a study for mattresses now?

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I just want to feel like the ladies in the 90′s, turn the dial and find me some strawberry wine so I can sing all night long, acting like I’m Britney  😘💙💋 (decade day is the perfect time to try out some retro fashion. what do you think? Hot or not?)

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TEXT ✉️☽ BEVIE

Ben: Oh, me spending half my time thinking about ways I can try to impress you seems effortless? Perfect 😘

Ben: I should really rebel against the song. Maybe eat chicken fingers instead, is there a song about them?

Evie: 😍😍😍 You're so smooth that I feel exceedingly lucky I was already sitting down or else I'm sure I would've swooned without anyone around to catch me.

Evie: There are apparently songs about chicken strips and chicken tenders but not chicken fingers! We could hire someone to write one at once though LOL. That would certainly count as rebellion.

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kinglyben‌:

I really hope that’s not a hint that I should wear spikes once in my life just to see if it makes more sense to me than pink, plaid, and pearls, because my neck feels all itchy and weird just thinking about it. Do you feel like you need to look dangerous even now? I mean, I can see why that would have been a thing before but I hope you don’t have people you’re needing to scare off anymore. And I’m pretty good at debating with my advisers, and while technically you are one of them… I have the feeling that this’ll be one of those cases where I cave very easily and give you exactly what you want.

There you go, continually giving me good ideas! I swear, Ben, you're like an idea factory; the spikes don't have to go anywhere strange, though. Leather cuffs would make sense with spikes, wouldn't they? And I don't feel a need to look dangerous but, I don't know, I love how I look when I'm elegant and I love how I look all tough. I see no need to deny either sensibility. Not that scaring people off was ever my thing necessarily, that's much more Mal's deal. I always thought you catch more flies with honey. Oh no, don't cave easily! If you want to give me what I want, give me a good debate.

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malfaeryx‌:

When have you ever known me to say no to some Evie-time?

It honestly would probablly help though, it’s not exactly a school project I’m working on. Remember when I was having trouble figuring out what I should do for Ben’s office wall? I think I finally have the inspiration I needed to finish it.

When it very well may be my fault if you don't get anything done. Sorry not sorry in advance! 

But oh, that's even better than something for school! I've been feeling awfully inspired myself lately too, in case you couldn’t tell, and I'm sure Ben and his wall would appreciate it. What’s the theme?

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text || ♬ ruvie

Rue: Youuu areee soooo beautifulllll

Rue: To meeee. Can't you seeee?

Rue: I may have just watched The Little Rascals and now that song is in my head. It was only appropriate for me to sing-text it to you.

Evie: 😊😊😊

Evie: I feel SO beautiful now, goodness! If your text was that effective, I can only imagine what an irl serenade from you would do. You'd sweep me off my feet!

Evie: What is The Little Rascals though?

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text ♣ devie

Dizzy: THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE TELLS ME TO JOIN A CLUB BECAUSE IT'S SUPER WARM AND WELCOMING I'M GONNA TELL THEM TO SHOVE IT. I tried to join theater club to help with costumes and stuff but like I swear it felt like I was being judged hardcore. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID!!!

Evie: OH SWEETIE, I'm so sorry to hear that it isn't going well! Is there a chance it's just adjustment pains? Sometimes it takes a while for the whole of a group to warm up to someone new especially when the group is so closed off but it doesn't mean they don't love you! It just means some things take time. But if it isn't just that, I don't know what it could be. You're so loveable AND talented, any group would be lucky to have you. Do I need to talk to somebody?

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TEXT ✉️$ TURVIE

Turtle: Me too! They closed the dragon ones in Florida but I think it's because the ACTUAL dragons were threatening to melt them because of dragon appropriation.

Turtle: Manic's more crazed and aroused! Unless being scared is sexy to you they're totally different.

Turtle: It's too squicky! I think it's a stuffed animal graveyard.

Evie: Well, that would mean real dragons flying around in the real world anyway and I like to think that there aren't any aside from witches who can turn into dragons because if there are REAL dragons in the wild? That's far too terrifying.

Evie: ....Is being scared the same thing as being sexy to ANYONE?

Evie: It probably isn't, if it makes you feel any better. All mattresses are made in the same kind of factory as far as I know.

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TEXT ✉️☽ BEVIE

Ben: I could try to be cute right now and tell you that I'm kind of drifting off at my desk and send you a 'sweet dreams' text to let you know I'm thinking about you.

Ben: But really I got 'it's peanut butter jelly time' stuck in my head and instead of my amazing girlfriends I'm thinking about a sandwich 😳

Evie: Lucky for you, you don't need to try to be cute 😘

Evie: But it sounds like you COULD use a sandwich. Maybe if you indulged in a little late night snack it would get the song out of your head lol.

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ailsbroch‌:

If all the videos that pop up online with millions of views are any indication, yeah. People just want to get rid of them, I can see how squeezing the pus out might seem like the fastest way to do it if they aren’t obsessed with the science of their face. Nope! I’d have to remember for you to be able to ask that question, but sometimes drunken evenings get a little fuzzy.

I haven't seen those and thank goodness for that, I hope I never have to see them; those videos sound like they were made specifically for some weird fetish community. But one doesn't have to be obsessed with their face to know that pinching holes into it and inviting in bacteria is a bad idea. Oh wow. I don't know if I've ever been that drunk; how many drinks does it take to get to that level?

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sydneyandersen‌:

Oh! Sorry, it sounded more like a judgy thing to me, but I’ve got a tendency to be paranoid so that’s probably my bad. I mean, all heels shorten your calf muscles and make them more inclined to end up tight and then make athletes more prone to injury in the long run, but I appreciated your devotion to heels. And thank you! I mean, you were on theme with your friends, right? So you didn’t really need to go above and beyond like I did. Although it would have been nice if anyone wanted to dress as CandyLand characters with me. Maybe I’ll wear it again someday when I’m a mom and just have a little horde of gingerbread character babies at least, like the kids who wander the board on the game.

That's not entirely true; platform heels for instance don't shorten any one part of the leg and fit an 80s aesthetic quite well and are gaining popularity again. Just throwing that out there, and sorry, that’s the last I’ll try to defend heels, I promise! I was, and the theme wasn't anything that allowed us to be so grand. Hopefully this year I can go all out with something the way you did. And aww, that would make an adorable family costume! You have to do that someday. CandyLand would be a cute frat/srat costume too, just saying! If you ever get people to agree to that and need help making so many costumes, just ask me! It sounds like a fun undertaking.

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avery-davis‌:

Surprise me. You obviously know fashion so I totally trust you judgement. 

Then surprise you I shall!

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frankiefearless‌:

You should make a proposal for all stores to be just like that. Maybe you could get a petition going and they’d actually do it. Okay, now I have that song Fergalicious in my head, except with my name instead of Fergie’s. If that was my genre of music, I’d maybe have to try my hand at doing a Frankie remake or remix or whatever.

Maybe I will, but prioritizing petitions would probably be wise, too. There’s a lot of things just as important if not more than fitting room size, after all. If hip-hop-pop isn’t your genre, what is? I thought Fergalicious was everyone’s type of music!