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Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

despazito

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

dimetrodone

Valid to eat fingers

the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

jame7t

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

triplesixyz-deactivated20200529

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

plasmalogical

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

bumblebee-pd

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please

markparham

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

paganinpurple

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

cleastrnge

“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she lacks charisma” “she’d look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

android1000

*survives another year*

dankmemesreasonforliving

yuripink

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

letkeithinfodump

wlw who flirt platonically with their wlw friends are valid but u gals are so fuckin confusing

letkeithinfodump

me: oh this thing is cute

my wlw friend: not as cute as u babe ;)

me internally: gay??? i know gay but like, gay-gay?? gay????? i’m going to spontaneously combust. will it be for nothing????? is it just, friend gay?? or romance gay?? gay???????????