happymelancholy

Hi, my name is Audrey. I'm all about tv shows and movies. Yes, I don't understand my blog either. Follow @audreyprotested !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");.ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-24 { width: 24px; height: 24px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-sprite-24.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-24 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/[email protected]); background-size: 60px 178px; } }

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Don't you just hate it when guys come over to your house without permission

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I think Rise of the Guardians made "lead guys in a kid's movie can be sexually attractive too" a thing

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is it just me or when Chris was with his then-newborn baby he just looked like he was carrying a loaf of bread

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Me watching Princess and the Frog for the first time

me: oh the firefly died...that sucks

me: it's a disney movie anyway so he's obviously gonna be alive at the end

me:

me: wait

me:

me: um excuse me

me: it's about time now

me: where's the magic tear shit like in tangled?

me:

me: wtf is that star for

me:

me:

me: fuck

me: fuck you disney

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Uni!! :D

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arrives to school via red carpet

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if you can't see the sexual tension between Ms. Darbus and Troy Bolton in  High School Musical 3 then I'm judging you

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"This might very well be the best strawberry in the whole world, you wouldn't know because you're not gonna eat it."

oh pls i'm willing to eat it off your body zac pls

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?!

I was gone for a few days and just wtf happened to tumblr

it's disrupting my way of life

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“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”

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vixen-the-hufflepuffer replied to your post: Yahoo's going to filter out the explicit content!

That Yahoo Twitter that’s saying everything about making it “safe for kids” and family friendly us a fake account. Tumblr still has the same CEO. Yahoo is just a partner. Everyone can calm the FUCK down

gaaaaaaaaah thank god

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Yahoo's going to filter out the explicit content?

so it can be "safe for the kids" they say

...but I need my daily dose of accidental porn/smut on my dash :(

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Audreyisms #2:

If you have food that is in danger of being eaten by other people in your house (because no matter how many times you try to say 'no', family will always betray you in the end </3), hide it in your fridge's vegetable compartment...'cos nobody goes in the fucking vegetable compartment.

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Rare/medium rare steaks freak me out why do people like the taste of blood

would they not hesitate to try tampons then

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"We promise not to screw it up"

God damn it. Yahoo, I am going to watch yo ass