My Soul was Removed to Make Room for My Sarcasm

Name:Amber Age:23 Sign:Sagittarius Snapcode: Happy_tart Likes: Falling in Reverse, Once Upon a Time, Deadpool, Daredevil, Many Manga, Sleeves, Beards, Kurt Cobain, and American Horror Story. Warning: Possible SPOILERS. S|N#Slytherin

[ruinedchildhood]

[squidliescrawls]

filed under: references I didnt understand when I was a kid

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[draws-memes]

[magnusbeatle]

This is the wholesome content i need always

[ruinedchildhood]

A Bugs Life 2 blooper Toy Story 2 (1999)

[bundyspooks]

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

[ghostclvb]

Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

[genebelcher]

[kimiwatanabe]

filed under things i never noticed as a child

[throwbackblr]

[botgal]

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[virginalbrides]

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[sqwick]

the great thing about loving minor characters is that nobody can tell me that something ISN’T true… cuz like… says who? the creators? no. in fact, the creators said nothing.

[nokhizzy]

[divitiasdraconis]

This is the future liberals (me) want

[socialistexan]

[liquidstar]

you know what i wanted more than anything else as a child? one of those ice creams from that one episode of ed edd n eddy

i wanted one of these bitches so bad but my mom was like “you cant fill our whole fridge with water and fruit” and im still mad ngl

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Ah shit. :(