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Despite having just written an article on what to do and who to call in the event of finding an animal injured in the road, I totally panicked when faced with a half-dead, twitching rabbit. I knew I wouldn't be able to help it or kill it so I kept driving, got home, cried like a baby over my paralyzing sense of helplessness. Also, fuck whoever hit and ran.
I'm always impressed when I dream about pissing myself and manage to wake up dry
I finally got my diaphragm in right, used it without incident but spent ten mintues in various positions trying to get it out and another ten of my hubby cunt-spelunking before we finally managed to extract it. Conclusion - vasectomy time.
I'm too depressed after a bad dream last night to come up with anything funny
I don't regret my breast reduction, but I do wish they hand't put the nipples back on quite so high
Whoops, happy belated!
When my bother and I were kids we used to share a bed when we'd go on family vacations. Once we wound up with our backs to each other, and his butt was planted firmly in the small of my back. He farted in his sleep and it hurt so bad I woke screaming that I'd been shot.
This is the smelliest time of year for my feet.
I got fitted for a diaphragm today and the gyno had to make sure I knew how to put it in and take it out. so she put it in and took it out once, then told me she'd leave the room and let me try putting it in myself. So I put it in, called her back and she checked on it. Then she had me walk around to make sure it wasn't uncomfortable or noticeable. Then she told me it might be tricky to take out and might take some practice, so I kicked a leg up on the table and started fishing around for it and it became really obvious that she meant for me to take it out once she'd left the room. WHOOPS. and it took like six tries for me to get the damn thing out. lolz.
I absentmindedly picked my nose while driving around tissue-less and wound up with a booger on my finger and couldn't figure out what to do with it because I'm snot-phobic so I just left it on my fingernail and tried to forget about it without puking.
It's a never-ending butthole itch kind of day
I know that was a zit, even though you tried to play it off as a mole
That awkward moment when midstream you realize your tampon’s still in and you try to clench your pee hole to remove it from your v-hole before it soaks up too much urine.
This was a pretty good day considering it started with a puddle of blood in my underwear.