May 25, 2017
That's what SHE said... #RottenSex
- #deltarune
#project hail mary- #the amazing digital circus
#batman#dc comics#dc#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batfam#dc fanart#tim drake#batfamily
#lana del rey
#world cup- #iron lung
- #aromantic
#dallas wings
#batman#dc comics#dc#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batfam#dc fanart#tim drake#batfamily
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That's what SHE said... #RottenSex
Dixie De La Tour of @bawdystorytelling tells the tale off the worst sex ever at #SexFail #storytelling @mbotlive cinestage (at San Francisco, California)
My moms sex advise: Just do it doggy style so he can't see how bored you are.
Having to explain how birth control works to your 20+ year old boyfriend...
For fucking real! #paranormalactivity #themarkedones #sexfail #comdom #rawdog
I finally got my diaphragm in right, used it without incident but spent ten mintues in various positions trying to get it out and another ten of my hubby cunt-spelunking before we finally managed to extract it. Conclusion - vasectomy time.
Story of my night:
"Did you fall from the sky, because have sex with me."
...white boy wasted.