Ghouls Against Humanity

A Tumblr blog for horrible ghouls.

[captain-astors]

Kanae for @ghoulsagainsthumanity ! I think you’re still in Zelda brainrot but I figured I’d make this, thank you for the good fics.

[briarboundblog]

I need a part 3 NOW!

[briarboundblog]

I'm an adult. I went to college. I work for a living.

*proceeds to Google Tokyo Ghoul cat things*

[dear-ao3]

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[eva-stratts-pet-anomalocaris]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[aritsukemo]

Guys I miss Tokyo Ghoul sm today and tmrw I'ma focus on requests centered around it cause I'm like literal going through WITHDRAWALS

[chlorinovi]

[tokyoghoulartfight2026]

We are having another Tokyo Ghoul Art Fight this year!

(this is 3 years in a row, wow)

As always, this is a recruitment post for people who want to join.

This art fight event is for tokyo ghoul OCs specificly and happens much like regular art fight would, but hosted on this blog.

If you want to join, please read this rules and guidelines post for further information. Leave a comment under this post telling us you want to participate and we will add you to one of the teams randomly.

Most of the information about tg art fight can be found on this blog but if you have further questions, send us an ask~

We start in July 1st

so that's your deadline!

[questions-about-blorbos]

Does your Blorbo bite?

Yes. Even unprovoked

Yes. But only when provoked

No. They threatened to, but never did

No. They won’t even threaten to bite either

Voting ended onJun 14

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[nikhellfire]

Hi guys, I'm back with fan art, but it's just a sketch for now. Looking forward to the full version! ʕºᴥºʔ

I first watched Tokyo Ghoul 9 years ago, and my attention was immediately drawn to Shū and Uta... It's funny, isn't it?

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[ghoulsagainsthumanity]

I feel like Chie has sleepovers at the mansion and it drives Kanae absolutely bonkers.

[qqchurch]

[fawntastic]

Guy who I miss dearly

[just-another-tokyo-ghoul-fan]

i had a dream last night that kaneki accidentally erased hide from existence while trying to erase his own past abuse from existence and like. that doesnt make a lot of sense but OMG MY BABIESSSSS

[ghoulsagainsthumanity]

Kaneki: I don’t think Tsukiyama likes me like that, he just wants to literally eat me. Banjo: