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I think that an older woman would be able to fill holes in me that no other person could

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I want a poorly trained puppygirl so that I have ample reason to hit her whenever she misbehaves because she doesn’t know any better

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My suffering would be a lot more tolerable if a sadistic woman was taking pleasure in it 😪

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Stupidest fucking non issue of all time but it annoys me that everyone seems to have a piss kink nowadays, uh no you don’t, you’re not wetting your panties on a Tuesday night for the hell of it like I am, stay in your lane 😒

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I wish I had a sadistic gf to beat me so that I could engage in self harm in a somewhat healthy way 😪

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It’s actually insane how much wetter I get when I indulge in piss play stuff compared to other kinks lol

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Got a glimpse of straight TikTok today and I’m already livid off one post 😭 Some woman asking why lesbians who like masc lesbians don’t just date men 😒 like are you FUCKING STUPID SHUT UPPPPPPPP

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I hope that if I die a virgin somebody fucks my corpse

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I cut some jalapeños today and I just wanna touch myself but my fingers are making my clit burn 😞

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I love the phrase ‘look what you made me do’

Because you’re so right, it’s my fault I’m black and blue

This never would’ve happened if I hadn’t opened my mouth, if I’d just known my place

I’m just suffering the consequences of my own actions

I’m so sorry I made you do that

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I started reading WARHOUND a few days ago. The concept is so interesting to me but sadly I don’t think I’ll ever be able to finish the WARHOUND series despite how intriguing it is to me :( I love my angst with a happy ending but I just can’t take it when it’s ultimately a bad end, it makes me too frustrated and sad 😭 I read the first 2 parts then skipped to the 4th because I wanted to see poor Sartha get saved, but I had to stop reading after chapter 6 knowing betrayal was looming closely now. The indignant feeling from the sheer injustice finally outweighed my curiosity 😮‍💨 I did read enough to know I hate Kione though, fuck her fr. Verryyy interesting genre that I will be looking into more, though I’m a bit sad because I feel like I can’t experience it fully due to my own sensitivity 😪 still very fun reads tho 🙂

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Wait guys I just found out about mechsploitation and I’m kinda obsessed

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How do I meet an older woman who is lactating and likes to be called mommy? Hmmm…

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Community strap this, community strap that,

I WANNA BE COMMUNITY HOLE

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I wish it was safe to have sex while being tattooed 😔

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Why am I on my period?!?!?

I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH MY PUSSY 😫😫

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Soooo cute that one of the fear responses in humans is to wet yourself ☺️