htf imagines blog

this year is already weird enough why not

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are you eternally trapped in 2010? want to kiss a funny animal? cool and epic? unfortunately i am too so here we are

this a htf x reader imagines blog! but um... rules

-don’t let the url fool you, this isn’t guys only! “happytreepartners” just didn’t deliver the joke as well

-in general i try to keep my htf fanfictions silly and gory like the canon show? if you could let me know whether you’re okay with that stuff or not in your request that’d be great. i don’t write it with the intent of scaring or distressing the reader, i just think there’s something amusing about a universe where everyone always winds up dead by the end of the day and are fine by the next morning

-i’m going to assume that you’re reading these imagining yourself as a tree friend. if you want human au please do say so :]

-i write flaky with they/them pronouns. no exceptions.

-no nsfw.

-happy tree friends is a series where a lot of characters are of vague age, but there are some that i consistently see as children and won’t write romantically. these characters are cuddles, toothy, sniffles, and the raccoons. and like. cub obviously.

-however! i’ll write platonic/familial stuff for everyone ^^

-while this is a reader insert blog, i’m ok with canon x canon ships if the reader is there. (like if you’re in a poly relationship, or, say, you’re hyping your friend up to ask out their crush). however, i don’t like flippy x flaky and won’t write it out of personal preference. i’m glad to make content where they’re friends, though! and obviously no incestous ships please and thank you ...

-i can’t be bothered to write out my every single boundary rn but basically just don’t be a freak. i’ll handle everything on a case by case basis. just don’t be ableist and don’t ask for incest or pedophilia and we should be on good terms

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i just remembered this blog exists. i’ve moved on to other interests (like a rock opera about mentally ill chess players, or a fun social video game i only care about for the trivia hosts i want to kiss with my mouth) BUT i’ve been struck with a htf mood so i’m tentatively opening the inbox for requests

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i am so sorry for the lack of posts guys. my motivation just got up and went. i have a lot of classwork rn too and it’s difficult to juggle with the blog. BUT i’m not dead!! not yet!! this is not the last you’ve seen of happy tree friend romance!!!! i promise you

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4 fat sluts (disco bear 4 tiems)

i want and need to answer asks but i’m sleepy as hell rn so i’m answering this one

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i might bold the key parts of my rules to make it easier to read, i hope that won’t look bothersome

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Hope you're day is going well! <3 Love you're writing

aww, thanks so much!! my day’s going good, i only had one class today so i’ve been spending my day drinking iced coffee and playing among us lol

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If the htf characters were smurfs they'd be the exact same. Just wanted to let you know this isjt an amagine or anythig

💙 💔💔💔💔💔

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you have any headcannons for Splendont?

-basically just a dumb jock boyfriend but with superpowers

-hes kind of a jerk but he’s soft for you...

-i like to imagine that splendont accidentally makes things better while trying to cause problems, like as a parallel to splendid screwing things up trying to be the hero. sort of like the ineffectual sympathetic villain trope, i guess? but the sympathetic part is very debatable since he’s sorta a douche. he’s a sweetheart underneath everything though

-he enjoys dramatically moping and whining to you. he’s like half joking. it’s adorable

-he’s pretty physically clingy. he’s the type of guy that’ll be like “nooooo don’t leave me alooone” if you wake up first and move to get out of bed.

-his fur isn’t as soft as splendid’s is, but he puts more work into maintaining it. (the mental image of splendont sitting in a little bathtub and covering himself in shampoo is too funny for me to not type out so here it is. dude flying squirrels are so small. anyway.)

-are YOU looking for a VILLAIN BOYFRIEND with all of that cool villain stuff and none of the ethical repercussions of killing people? splendont is the man for you. he thinks he’s soooo fucked up and evil but he’s just a dude.

-he treasures you so much... of course he calls you ridiculous over the top petnames that wouldn’t feel out of place coming from the bad guy of a cheesy action flick who just kidnapped the hero’s love interest, but you have to admit there’s something charming about him cupping your face in his hands and calling you his precious little gem. and then you kiss

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once again sorry for radio silence yesterday. if i remember right theres only one request in the inbox so i’ll knock that out, feel free to send more in

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REQUEST: HTF Couples in Roleswap AU

hi anon! i don’t know exactly what you want here. in my rules i states that i don’t do canon x canon unless it’s a side plot to a canon x reader, or a canon/reader/canon polyship.

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so uh,,, how bout splendid and the adoptive parent to shifty and lifty when it's kinda early in the relationship. like they've been dating for maybe a month or two. how do you thing that whole mess would be?

-look up “awkward” in the dictionary you see a family photo of this.... mess

-it’s kind of weird for everyondy involved. the twins don’t want anything to do with mr. crimefighter, splendid doesn’t want anything to do with public enemies number one and two, and you don’t want to be in the middle of it all. but you care about the boys and you really do like splendid, so you don’t have much of a choice but to try to make it work.

-you don’t force anything between anybody. no “this is my boyfriend so you have to like him” or “these are my special little guys so you have to like them”, no forced hugs or handshakes. hell, you don’t even make them interact that much at all. you try to schedule dates and family time so they never overlap.

-you can’t compartmentalize like this forever, of course, and it really would be good for the boys to have a positive parental figure in their life, and it would probably be good for splendid too to loosen up a bit. and it’s obvious to all three of them that trying to keep your love life and your family life from touching is taking its toll on you. you’re stressed. and none of them want you to be stressed.

-after a lot of hyping themselves up because this is hard for them too, the twins approach you saying that splendid is fine actually they don’t care anymore. they promise to be reeeeeal good and not steal ANYTHING (maybe some things....) while mister splendid is over and does his gross romance things with you (kissing is yuckyyyy).

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I like your writing and now imma request, any relationship hcs with Lammy? Idk why here, just maybe to get someone new lmao

-lammy is a TOTAL SWEETHEART

-she’s very cuddly. she likes being warm and soft, and you are very warm and soft.

-on the clingier side? she’s never gotten this far in a relationship because mr. pickels has botched everything before it could get to this point. now that she has you she’s scared of letting you go. but she understand that you need your space and she’ll respect that.

-she gets flustered super easily. again, never gotten this far in a relationship before. the first time you called her your girlfriend, as soon as she was home alone she screamed into her pillow like an excited schoolgirl. the first time you kiss she turns bright red and buries her face into the crook of your neck so you don’t see.

-she really likes playing the dainty, ladylike role on dates. she just wants to slow dance with you and receive gentle kisses on her knuckles and curtsy for you and hold your hand and all sorts of things!!! when any of these things actually happen? see the bullet point above. girl can’t handle affection without losing it

-she makes and buys all sorts of things for you and your relationship! she’s the type of person to carve your initials into a tree, and buy matching heart lockets, and remember what scents you said you like to inform her decisions on what candles to buy for you and what perfumes to buy for herself.

-EVENTUALLY convinces mr. pickels to not hate you, and once she reaches that point, she has someone to gush to! she spends lots of nights just rambling to him about how sweet you are and the things you’ve done together and the things she wants to do and the feelings you make her feel.

-texts you a lot. sees something that reminds her of you? she takes a picture of it and sends it to you. she uses a lot of old school blushy emoticons in her texting too

-overall lammy is just an absolute sweetie! you’re very lucky :)

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sorry for no post yesterday! i tried to write one of the requests in the inbox but then tumblr crashed on me, and i spent the latter half of the day with a horrible headache that made (re)writing impossible :( i’m better now

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Alright. first date with disco bear with a reader that gets really really flustered with flirting and PDA, and is just nervous in general and wants the date to go well

-when one is sitting on retired disco star money and is kind of desperate to successfully insert themselves back into the dating scene, they might be a little... overly extravagant. by this, i mean disco bear offers to rent out the entirety of the nicest restaurant in town and pay the waiter extra if they can play romantic music on the violin. now, of course this is a horrible first date idea for anyone, but you especially don’t want anything overly special. eventually, after a lot of db wanting more more more and you wanting less less less, you settle on meeting for lunch at a relatively nice place.

-he so smugly requests a table for two, smirking at the server and almost proudly holding up your hand in his. great, not even at the date part of the date and you’re already a little flustered.

-the flirty comments are nonstop. you hide your face behind your menu so he doesn’t see how dark your cheeks have gotten. you look up to meet his eyes and he’s just gazing at you like you’re his whole world. again, a little overboard for a first date, but you can’t deny that it’s really sweet. overwhelmingly sweet, actually. butterflies in your tummy sweet.

-you’re a nervous wreck. like, you like db! you like him a lot! and you want him to like you too! you feel like there’s a lot of pressure on you, like, he’s watching you, gotta look good.

-at one point your hands are shaking so bad you spill your water. you feel so bad and embarrassed and whatever, but db doesn’t have an issue at all! he’s quick to help you clean it up, and then he just chuckles the whole thing off and insists it’s just water, it’s fine, you’re actually really cute, perhaps a couple suggestive comments but who knows.

-you semi-playfully bicker about who pays. db wants to be a gentleman, you would be far too embarrassed to accept him paying, unstoppable force vs immovable object. he finds the whole thing quite charming, actually. you eventually decide to just both pay for your own food, because there was no way you two were gonna be able to reach an agreement otherwise.

-after youre out of the restaurant, he shows you a side of him that’s a little more subdued, a little less of a performance. he murmurs about how much he enjoyed the date, kisses you on the hand, and then he turns bright red when you reply that you liked it too.

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PLATONIC-

Y/N, Cuddles, and Toothy run around causing chaos and doing pranks, like all friends should!

-YEAH BABY YEAH BABY

-toothy and especially cuddles love pulling pranks and generally being nuisances. they cover their little mouths giggle so happily when pranks go right. it’s very charming :)

-the three of you are all really close. you’re a team — typically cuddles comes up with the outlandish ideas, toothy tries his best to logic em out, and you provide the tools and the balance — but more importantly you’re friends!! you’re buddies!!!

-you have a secret handshake. it was toothy’s idea, initially, and cuddles came up with the actual handshake. half the time both of them forget it and wind up just... high fiving you and then shouting SNAIL!!!! when they turn their paw into a fist right before your hands touch.

-lots and lots of pranks!!! it’s fun!!!! nobody in happy tree town is safe!!!!

-sometimes cuddles and toothy pull little pranks on you and each other, and of course you have to act super duper betrayed like you just got literally stabbed or something. you wake up from a nap with a magic marker mustache? jail for toothy! jail for toothy for one thousand years!

-theyre both absolute sweethearts underneath the Boisterous Youth exterior. they care a lot. cuddles, and to a lesser extent toothy, is kind of bad at being serious. it’s just uncomfortable. but he cares!! you’re friends and you love each other!!

-BUT neither of them can handle being serious for long!!! back to the pranks!! back to the fun!! let’s goooo!!! cmon cmon let’s go around town offering free samples of these cookies that we filled with salt!!!

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flippy and fliqpy with an s/o who has sensory issues

something self indulgent between requests because everything has been so loud today and i’m cuddling with my flippy plush rn 💛💚

-you and flippy are hating loud noises solidarity. and it’s great. the tv is never too loud, neither of you talks at the other too loud, and you never take each other to loud places on dates and stuff.

-flippy owns a pair of noise-cancelling headphones and he lends them to you if you ever need them. (it helps that you look cute wearing them! but he’d find you cute in anything, so...)

-he’s very patient with you. he loves you so much and he knows what overload is like, so he would never even dream of demanding more than you’re able to give. you dislike certain textures? tastes? flippy gets it.

-fliqpy isn’t quite as rattled by sudden noises as flippy is, but he’s very protective of you nonetheless. you’re special to him and he doesn’t want you to be in pain.

-if people are being noisy, fliqpy will shut them up. surprisingly, he tries to do so as reasonably as possible with as little blood as possible. he knows you, and he knows that you don’t want him getting violent on your behalf. in most cases he would disregard that and do things the fliqpy way until you rein him back in, but when you’re in a shutdown that’s impossible and would only cause you more stress. he really does care, see?

-flippy and fliqpy both just care about you a lot and want to protect you from bad sensory input :-)

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heres a question. Is Disco Bear still a bit flirty with others if he has an s/o? or does all that flirting get directed solely to his s/o? Cause I love DB and all but I would be so flustered having that all directed at me

well, acting flirty is just a habit of db’s. the flirting probably gets toned down for everyone that’s not you, but it doesn’t completely stop. and this is something that’s very dependent on your needs, too — if you’re uncomfortable with anything, then he’ll change his behavior accordingly.

...but if you’re just comfortably flustered, then db finda that pretty cute. he knows you well enough to tell the difference between good flustered and bad flustered, which is great.