Happy Waffles

Juno, she/her, likes piano and writing. snazzy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cat-source]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFKTJjGg/

[ruinedchildhood]

Glass bridge with a cracking effect

[wielderofscythes]

[fascinatedfinch]

Murderbot September day 3: (Alternative prompt) “I don’t like you.” / “I know.”

[elliebee26]

[rosewind2007]

Murderbot and Gurathin on a survey…

[coloredcompulsion]

[bane-of-technology]

ngl I took many MANY pictures of the solar storm, but this one makes me laugh the hardest

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Mx why are they so shaped.

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

[tuxankhamun]

your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong

[traditional-latin-math]

Has it been zero days again

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[raven-6-10]

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

[seanewilliams]

This was such a great fucking movie.

[travelsafely]

there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[idiotcommander]

Absolutely genuis

[muffinworry]

Every few minutes, someone honks. The woman behind the wheel shifts and lowers her sunglasses to glare at the circling cars in the rearview mirror. Vultures. Let them curse. She keeps her doors locked and her phone battery charged. Penelope has been waiting in the arrivals lot for far too long, and she refuses to give up her place for anyone.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Wonder what the Guard would have done if an immortal showed up in the Americas way back in the days where no one had any clue there was anything to the west of them. Like how long would it have taken them to figure out "It doesn't seem like this person lives anywhere we've seen. So maybe there's another place out there." And then have to figure out HOW to get across the ocean to find them.

[nevermindirah]

#no but can you imagine the comedic potential of that. #they spend CENTURIES agonising over where this landscape could possibly be but not a single one of them recognise it #so they just search and search and they find places that are almost right but not quite #and they keep dreaming of this immortal just. goin about their business you know #and then when they finally hear news of the first expeditions reaching the americas andy bursts into the safehouse like GUYS THERE'S AN #ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT WE DIDN'T LOOK IN. and they all just have to sit for a moment and stare at a wall #the old guard (via @falyakonmp3​)

if there’s any TOG fic not centered around Nile I have energy to read these days it would be THIS omg omg someone please write this

[hyenabeanz]

@hsavinien

[theblackparadeisdead]

Shoutout to this customer at work who didn't know the difference between a bolt and a yard of fabric and put in an order for 8 bolts and then freaked out when it got here and said she didn't want it. we have enough burlap to clothe a small village because of you. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this. We could make individual sacks for every fucking potato in Idaho. We could supply table runners to every single rustic themed white lady pinterest wedding in the continental united states and still have enough to become a rice bag manufacturer. I hope you dream in burlap

[theblackparadeisdead]

Every day I wake up and praise god I'm not working at fucking hobby lobby anymore

[omegapossum]

Hey, here’s an idea for y’all: use the fucking metric system. You know, like normal people do.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Do you think that I, former part-time hobby lobby cashier, have the authority to make this call

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.