Im just a silly lil guy

In theory I talk about math and theology. In practice, I mostly just meme. Filthy Papist. Chad Centrist. Caps fan. I only Simp for my wife

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Through my Cringe, through my Cringe, through my most grievous Cringe.

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I hate when people post self defense tips and invariably somebody in the comments goes "hurr durr just get a gun".

Well yeah no shit Sherlock. Even for people who can legally buy one and can afford to do so, that doesn't mean they necessarily have access to their guns, such as if you're going to/from a private business that doesn't allow them, or if someone SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND YOU.

Yes, guns are the ultimate self defense tool. They should not be the only thing at your disposal if someone tries to hurt you.

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Whenever I think that a structure in media seems like it would be impossible I remind myself that the Burj Khalifa is half a mile tall.

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I hate that whenever I complain about scam callers people are always like "just don't pick up!" BROTHER I DON'T PICK UP! YOU JUST WATCHED ME GO "ugh spam" AND HANG UP. It's still such an annoyance, and I can't just like, ignore phone calls because sometimes it's my wife calling about the children, or doctors offices or or or. Not answering doesn't make it not a problem omg.

[keepcatholic]

If solicitors, salesmen, senators, scammers, and strangers were constantly knocking on one’s front door at all hours of the day and night, “just don’t open the door!” would come across as blithely stupid and unhelpful advice. In the digital age, a phone is as much a portal into your life as your home’s front door, and an unwanted invasion of either can be just as obnoxious, costly, or even deadly. The fact that we are 150 years removed from Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone call and yet today’s carriers still refuse to clamp down on the rampant abuse of their services is a scandal. “Just don’t pick up” exculpates the scammers and the complicit carriers who refuse to solve a solvable problem.

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YEAH EXACTLY

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"We do these things not because they are easy, but because I am hard"

~Wayne Gretzky

~Michael Scott

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I hate that whenever I complain about scam callers people are always like "just don't pick up!" BROTHER I DON'T PICK UP! YOU JUST WATCHED ME GO "ugh spam" AND HANG UP. It's still such an annoyance, and I can't just like, ignore phone calls because sometimes it's my wife calling about the children, or doctors offices or or or. Not answering doesn't make it not a problem omg.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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Counterpoint to number 3:

Somebody in the world has to be the worst at something. It might very well be you! Fortunately, there are plenty of other things to do besides the thing you are the worst at. You might even be the best at one of those things!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Why don't you have a cult???

Look, I'm not saying it was easy, but with hard work and effort I earnestly believe that anyone can not have a cult if they put their mind to it.

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What if I want a cult tho

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

For the hundredth time, MONEY ITSELF is not the root of all evil!

The LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil!

The fact that I used MY money to create a death ray does not negate this!

[clementimetodie]

I can't quit this dead horse now

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Beating a sunk cost factory

[catholicapothecary]

thinking about the freud meme where the guy is like “doctor, i’m attracted to women” and he goes “let me guess…your mother, she was a woman?”

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We've heard of Daddy Long Legs yes, but what about Mommy Short Arms

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We've heard of Daddy Long Legs yes, but what about Mommy Short Arms

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WHO ARE YOU!???????

Why did you suddenly take over my tumblrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Im so confuse. @¤@

Idk why I never saw this ask from February but here we are lol. Also, I don't have an answer for that lmfao, I post in infrequent but frenzied bursts, maybe you logged in when I was posting a bunch.

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Do you have a scapular?

Like, somewhere around my house probably, but I've never worn one.

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Life Bus for Ugly

[beardedmrbean]