Socks make my feet happy

I don't know. (I still don't) they/them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sophie-baybey]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a tweet by @/HeronChe that reads: “Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to.” Image two is a tag that reads: "become a divorce lawyer???" End ID]

[futw]

Teenage Bounty Hunters (2020)

[catcrumb]

[catgirl-kaiju]

I work as a janitor and I feel like I’m gonna be thinking about this post a lot on the job

[solarishashernoseinabook]

[Image ID: a drawing of a cat sweeping a floor. A little pile of dust is next to the broom. The cat is thinking “yes… yes…… i’ve made a small pile of debris………..” with a self-satisfied expression on its face. /end]

[mothcub]

Here they are ✨️

[finalhorsegirl]

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

[wizardhecker]

my cat constantly wants to be on my lap getting pets but she doesnt really understand the intermediate step that requires being picked up

[anxietyproblem]

[satyriconmp3]

[sadhoc]

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

[stupidpetface]

[40ouncesandamule]

Care bear stare but from a cat that is indifferent

[pinkvinyl]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[blackbonnette]

stede and edward + touches

→ bonus

[twinkle-art]

oooooooooh someone’s got a crush

[occasionalclown]

Our Flag Means Death + Text Posts 4/?

Pt. [1] [2] [3] [5]

[thoughtkick]

“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”

— Franz Kafka

[funnytwittertweets]