City of Flowers Postal Service

Don't shoot the hapless messenger.

[hapthemessenger]

Hey, does anyone have any messages for me to deliver? I promise I won’t secretly read them!

[wakasketchismoving]

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Ridley as a light elf

just for fun

I was going through posts made by hapthemessenger and he mentions a pairing between Hap and Ridley. I thought that sounded pretty cute.

[hapthemessenger]

I dunno which post that might have been. I would be kinda weird for me to kiss my own body and I still like Ro...umm...rowboats.

I still like this, though! With my body gone, I feel like I have little control over my looks anymore. This is nice to see bits and pieces of myself again. If only Ridley really had wings, then ours lives would be perfect. She looks really cute in this. She almost reminds me of Ro...ro...A ROBOT!!! Yeah!

[hapthemessenger]

We're gonna need to prank Lord Zane again. Something bigger and better!

But why would we want to prank such a caring and compassionate leader who would never hurt his own subjects in the same way you want to hurt him? You must be misunderstood, doctor, I have too much respect for Lord Zane to do anything like that to him. Not in a million years!

Seriously, are you out of your mind?! He’s going to smack the both of us!!!

[mayor-turtles]

Don’t be a wuss, Hap! We’ve gotta give him something big and loud! You and I both know he’s had it coming.

Probably.

More than likely.

[hapthemessenger]

Yeah, but what will we do?

[mayor-turtles]

I’m gonna need three cubic tons of sand, and a bottle of grape flavored lube

[hapthemessenger]

...Why lube.

[hapthemessenger]

*beats you up* JUST TRY AND SUE ME!!

[hapthemessenger]

We're gonna need to prank Lord Zane again. Something bigger and better!

But why would we want to prank such a caring and compassionate leader who would never hurt his own subjects in the same way you want to hurt him? You must be misunderstood, doctor, I have too much respect for Lord Zane to do anything like that to him. Not in a million years!

Seriously, are you out of your mind?! He’s going to smack the both of us!!!

[mayor-turtles]

Don’t be a wuss, Hap! We’ve gotta give him something big and loud! You and I both know he’s had it coming.

Probably.

More than likely.

[hapthemessenger]

Yeah, but what will we do?

[hapthemessenger]

houseofneri replied to your post: houseofneri replied to your post: It’s been a long...

Where do those even hook up? Has he been having elves infiltrate Vareth?

Oh, Tottaus knows how he does it. He's a man of many mysteries.

[hapthemessenger]

We're gonna need to prank Lord Zane again. Something bigger and better!

But why would we want to prank such a caring and compassionate leader who would never hurt his own subjects in the same way you want to hurt him? You must be misunderstood, doctor, I have too much respect for Lord Zane to do anything like that to him. Not in a million years!

Seriously, are you out of your mind?! He’s going to smack the both of us!!!

[hapthemessenger]

houseofneri replied to your post: It’s been a long time. I really hate sharing a...

Minding the cold weather. Does the castle keep you warm?

Yes, but it's not as if I would have been cold in the City of Flowers, anyway. Winters aren't very cold there and as much as Lord Zane doesn't like to admit it, he finally caved and bought one of those electric fireplaces.

[hapthemessenger]

It's been a long time. I really hate sharing a body with a human girl. She barely ever lets me take over and live my life the way I want to even for just a little bit... 

Anyway, how is everyone?

[hapthemessenger]

Don't make such a big stink about me being here, okay? I kinda wanna keep this small.

COCO!!! 

COCO!!!

WE'VE GOT COCO HERE!!!

See? Nobody cares. Now quit bothering me already!

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, you're fired.

Why?! I didn't do anything! Besides, you're not the boss of me, anyway! Only Lord Zane can tell me what to do!

[hapthemessenger]

okamishonen started following you

Oh! Hi there. Nice to meet you. I'm Hap.

[laun-quin-deactivated20141021]

hapthemessenger replied to your post:I’m just a small, underslept mail-man.

Wait…YOU’RE the mail man now? I thought I was! Did Lord Zane fire me already?

Yea! I got the memo last weekend. *puts on mail-man hat*

[hapthemessenger]

But I wanted...But I wanted to be the mail man!

[laun-quin-deactivated20141021]

And that's the story of how a light elf gets its wings.

My favorite story!

[hapthemessenger]

You probably weren't even listening! You probably just fell asleep again!

[just-a-lifeless-cocoon]

Hey Lord Zane, will you have any other elves accompanying you?

No, just a very sleepy hyumun.

He’s getting over a bad sickness from this past week…

Oh no….

What if it’s algandars?!

[hapthemessenger]

It’s called a hangover, my lord. Humans that visit the Forest Metropolis and Earth Valley get them all the time. I don’t understand why, though. Are human bodies just not strong enough to handle it?

[just-a-lifeless-cocoon]

Hello Lord Trillions of- I mean, lord zane. How is the algandars treating you? Good? Bad?

Lord Trillions of what, doctor?!

Why don’t you look at this green blood I’m coughing up and judge for yourself?

[hapthemessenger]

He's onto us, doctor!!!

[laun-quin-deactivated20141021]

We may have our differences, we may argue sometimes over Lord Zane's medical bill, I'm still mad at you for ratting me out on the piss in a bottle thing, but as long as you keep that hairbrush to brush my ponytail, I will purr like a cat for you.

I never ratted you out he forced it out of me

love u hap but not actually you own me trillions of dollars

[hapthemessenger]

I don't care if he tied you to a chair and shining rained on you.

What difference one letter makes. First I was in your debt, now I own you! Heeheehee!