#dear hap

[hapthemessenger]

*beats you up* JUST TRY AND SUE ME!!

[hapthemessenger]

We're gonna need to prank Lord Zane again. Something bigger and better!

But why would we want to prank such a caring and compassionate leader who would never hurt his own subjects in the same way you want to hurt him? You must be misunderstood, doctor, I have too much respect for Lord Zane to do anything like that to him. Not in a million years!

Seriously, are you out of your mind?! He’s going to smack the both of us!!!

[hapthemessenger]

Don't make such a big stink about me being here, okay? I kinda wanna keep this small.

COCO!!! 

COCO!!!

WE'VE GOT COCO HERE!!!

See? Nobody cares. Now quit bothering me already!

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, you're fired.

Why?! I didn't do anything! Besides, you're not the boss of me, anyway! Only Lord Zane can tell me what to do!

[hapthemessenger]

((hello!!! i just wanted to tell you i answered your ask but i cant tag it bc school internet and mobile sucks))

It's alright, Clive! I understand! 

[hapthemessenger]

Dopehead.

It wasn't funny the first time and it isn't not funny now!

I've been teased far too many times about this in the past. I can't help it if my hair looks ratty when it's down. I can't help it how my hair looks when it's up in a ponytail. What do you want me to do? Get a buzzcut?!

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, care to explain why your hair is shaped like a marijuana leaf?

A mere coincidence, Officer Zane.

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, I have a very special job for you; I need you to keep watch over my box of crayons, I will give you 100 Dogals and a sword if you can do so.

I'm a messenger boy, not a watchdog! As if it's not enough I've got Lord Zane on my case and now you--

...100 dagols and a sword, you say?