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houseofneri replied to your post: houseofneri replied to your post: It’s been a long...

Where do those even hook up? Has he been having elves infiltrate Vareth?

Oh, Tottaus knows how he does it. He's a man of many mysteries.

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houseofneri replied to your post: It’s been a long time. I really hate sharing a...

Minding the cold weather. Does the castle keep you warm?

Yes, but it's not as if I would have been cold in the City of Flowers, anyway. Winters aren't very cold there and as much as Lord Zane doesn't like to admit it, he finally caved and bought one of those electric fireplaces.

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okamishonen started following you

Oh! Hi there. Nice to meet you. I'm Hap.

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...I can explain.

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houseofneri replied to Lord Zane's post and Hap is choosing to answer in his place: This is Hayley speaking. Im being held captive by...

This message sounds important Hap better not lose it.

*Slips on a rock*

*Bird makes off with message*

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Hap, would you please tell lord Zane he's a big pooty butt face?

He wouldn't listen to me if I told him that. Believe me; I've tried.

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How old are you?

My soul goes back 8,116 years but my body itself is only 128....or rather, it was until all that happened. As you know, my new body is that of a 16 year old human girl.

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How's life inside a human girl?

It stinks! She never wants to go the places I wanna go, she hangs around the most pompous, uptight snobs and not to mention she smells like....well, a human.

Send my regards to Lord Nogueira and tell him he made a TERRIBLE choice! He should have just brought me back so I could get an elf body!

Of course, I do like having hair that's not so kinky for a change...