have you no H E A R T ?

...It starts with pain, followed by hate...

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[text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I Hope You Finally Get an STD” text?

[text]: YES!!!

[text]: WHY WOULD YOU SEND SOMEONE THAT ANYWAY??? D: 

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[text]: because fresh is a dick and his child is batshit crazy [text]: I mean I love the kid but still–

[text]: HEY NOW, IT’S NOT NICE TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES. 

[text]: WAIT, HAS HE DONE SOMETHING TO HURT YOU??

[text]: …WHAT’D HE DO??

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[text]: yeS HE DID IT'S CALLED EVERYTHING EVER [text]: I WANT TO TELL HIM "HAPPY NEW YEAR, HOPE YOU FINALLY GET DUSTED" [text]: BUT IS THAT TOO MEAN? LIKE HE AND I HAVE A KID, BUT STILL. I REALLY HATE HIM AND HIS POPTART SELF--

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[text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I Hope You Finally Get an STD” text?

[text]: YES!!!

[text]: WHY WOULD YOU SEND SOMEONE THAT ANYWAY??? D: 

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[text]: because fresh is a dick and his child is batshit crazy [text]: I mean I love the kid but still--

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Fanfiction: A strange phenomenon in which obsessive readers quit caring about physical books only to become even more obsessive readers.

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have I mentioned that I really love my significant others

bc I really love my significant others

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Nerd

(yes hello you lil heck)

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the signs and criminal activity

Based on information from the Federal Bureau of Investigations. With reference to how many crimes have been committed by each sign there is a list from most dangerous to least dangerous on a 1-12 scale.

Aries Crime role: Assassin, Hired criminal, Anarchist (violent) Common crime: Head of the riot Famous criminal(s): Eric Harris, Dylann Roof, Guy Fawkes, Kazuo Taoka, Adolf Hitler Danger number: 4

Taurus Crime role: Money launderer Common crime: Jewelry theft Famous criminal(s): HH Holmes, Jim Jones, Karla Homolka, Lewis Powell, Bernie Madoff Danger number: 2

Gemini Crime role: Fraudulent con artist Common crime: Treason Famous criminal(s): Jeffery Dahmer, David Berkowitz, Peter Sutcliffe, Richard Chase, El Chino Danger number: Surprisingly 12 (maybe enough of you haven’t been caught)

Cancer Crime role: Passion killer, Kidnapper Common crime: Kidnapping Famous criminal(s): Lizzy Borden, Jodi Arias, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Jordan Belfort, Brutus Danger number: 1

Leo Crime role: Manipulator (gets others to commit the crime for them), Famed based criminal Common crime: Bank fraud and unpaid credit card charges Famous criminal(s): Elizabeth Bathory, Amy Fisher, Mata Hari, Myra Hindley Danger number: 9

Virgo Crime role: Organizer of a criminal network Common crime: Hacking and high-tech robbery Famous criminal(s): Dylan Klebold, Jesse James, Ed Gein, Paul Bernardo, Frank Lucas Danger number: 6

Libra Crime role: Mass corrupter (hiding behind an organization) Common crime: Ponzi scheme and identity Theft Famous criminal(s): Bonnie Parker, Lee Harvey Oswald, Fred West, Richard III, Gilles de Rais Danger number: 7

Scorpio Crime role: Sadist, Contract killer (pulling strings behind the scenes) Common crime: Stalking Famous criminal(s): Vlad the Impaler, Charles Manson, Omar Mateen, David Parker Ray Danger number: 9

Sagittarius Crime role: Prison-breaker, Robber Common crime: Grand car theft and scams Famous criminal(s): Ted Bundy, Billy the kid, Jared Fogle, Ed Kemper, Nero Danger number: 3

Capricorn Crime role: Ring leader Common crime: Organized crime and embezzlement Famous criminal(s): Al Capone, Ched Evans, Ian Brady, Frank James Danger number: 5

Aquarius Crime role: Hustler, Hacker Common crime: Civil Disobedience Famous criminal(s): Gary Ridgeway, Frank Costello, Frank Nitti, Pretty Boy Floyd Danger number: 11

Pisces Crime role: Serial killer Common crime: Substance abuse Famous criminal(s): Anne Bonny, Richard Ramirez, Aileen Wournos, John Wayne Gacy, Osama bin Laden Danger number: 10

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whoah hold the phone. how did the Fresh/Jazzy kid come into being again? I though it was just a crack ship.

by me not caring at this point pfft

let the crack ship have a child just let let it happen it's what shippers want

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@askinfresh wants to name the child Ass blaster and I nearly died Sam n o om g

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* now here's the real question * should I let them meet their dad

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* ... would it be considered a problem if I let the child out to play in the snow * this is a pretty safe timeline b ut

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* oh * I think they passed out * no more sugar for them * I cant deal with it

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* nevermind

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* oh * I think they passed out * no more sugar for them * I cant deal with it

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* jesus fucking Christ I swear this child came from hell because they w ONT SIT STILL * PLEASE CHILD YOUR MOTHER IS TIRED * LET ME SLEEP * I NEED SLEEP * D AMMIT

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in my defense, i was left unattended

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Sooo I drew an ErrorFresh child, Refresh, just because I got bored, there’s probably some errorfresh child out there but oh well :3

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Heya mun I hope you're doing ok

is a tired, cold bean but is otherwise alright