fuck marry kill
mr brown, s1 gabriel, mr shadwell (sorryyyy)
LMAOOOOO jfc okay
since killing all of them isn’t an option i’m gonna go with
marry: s1 gabriel (this would go one of two ways. either he’s so taken by me that he turns into a softie like what happened with beelzebub or we’re so disconnected that we both consent to cheating on each other and live our best lives regardless)
kill: shadwell (sorry the homophobe has gotta go)
fuck: mr. brown (mostly process of elimination but he does manage a world of carpets if u know what i mean 😏) (that was a horrible joke i’m so sorry)










