Hardcases Cyar'ika

She/Her Clones who have z6 rotary blaster simp, that includes Hardcase, Thorn, Hevy, and Jek. I'm also a Rex simp

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[seelcudoom]

his full title would be king bumi the second, the second, the second, the second

explanation: hes named for king bumi, so hes bumi the second, but since toph was already king bumi the second he is the second bumi the second, and since we are taking the “inheret my title” very literally he does not inherent the title of king bumi, but specifically tophs title as “king bumi the second”, and being the second person to carry that specific version of the title you get the last second

[thunderpetal]

I love this line being a nod to the painting in Wind Waker’s Hyrule Castle that shows the ancestors of all the pirates served Zelda back in the day

When Alfonzo says this, he isn’t just referring to Gonzo and Tetra, but his ancestors serving Zelda all the way back in Old Hyrule

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

Hi. Sorry. Hi. Going to be unwell forever about "The Emperor wants you dead" / "Likewise." because Maul. MAUL. ARE YOU REFERRING TO WANTING THE EMPEROR DEAD IN EQUAL MEASURE OR WANTING YOURSELF DEAD. Never in my LIFE

[chaoticookie-autonomous]

Master of all forms.

[duo-ducks]

Oh commander where did you go

[animatedjen]

to be a jedi. (maul: shadow lord spoilers)

[strifes13]

Ahhhhhh I adore this!!!

[quackysprouts]

ares slays his daughter’s rapist

[fearlesshades]

Hi, OP, hope you don't mind my rambling texts to my husband about this art because I've been having feelings about it since yesterday and I've been talking about it since yesterday.

[quackysprouts]

this is literally so flattering thank you😭🙏 i love when people notice the little details i put into my art and id almost forgotten about this piece, it’s been so long

[asterraeceae]

This has probably been done before but-

I love how in the Rishi Outpost arc of The Clone Wars, not only do they send in Marshal Commander Cody for a routine inspection on some ass-end-of-nowhere listening outpost, they also send in Rex who’s just some captain of a different company who then proceeds to take point on the whole ‘everything’s going to shit - there’s clankers in the bachelor pad’ thing.

Like, how did that even get decided?

Imagining Rex and Cody doing flimsy-vibroblade-rock in the ship on the way down to decide who gets to run point.

Rex is like ‘Aight. Guess I’m doing this shit.’

And Cody’s like ‘Cool. I’m not helping with any of it. I’m gonna catch up on Real Spacewives.’

And then they get there and something is Obviously Wrong, and Rex is like ‘Shit. Why did this have to be the one time I’m running the inspection. Any input Kote?’

And Cody’s like ‘Vod’ika, they’re up to deciding what colour they’re painting the nursery walls. I am: Invested. You better hold my hand so I don’t run into any rocks.’

And Rex is just like: “Fucking hell. You are such a liability.’

And Domino squad are just out here panicking and crashing out because 1) everything’s going to shit, and 2) Marshall Commander Cody is just?? Standing silently??? Judging them all?.?. And NOT TALKING!?.? They are so getting sent back to Kamino for re-training modules after this.

Meanwhile Cody is doing a running commentary/live blogging via internal comms on the episode of Real Spacewives for all the cc class while Rex is leading him around like a skittish horse.

“-and Jessyka just decided on the Kashyyyk-green one-piece for the dinner party - doesn’t she know that’s obviously not evening wear?? - and I didn’t know a humanoid could look that ill just by changing outfit colour-‘

He sort of zones back in briefly for the ‘I have a plan’ - ‘It’s never gonna work’ moment and decides that’s well and truly None of His BusinessTM and just goes straight back to his live blogging.

And any ccs who are actually watching Cody’s blog can see something going on behind his HUD and are like:

‘Yoooo Cody, is there…. Something going on?? Where you are?? Is there- is THAT CAPTAIN REX??? Where are you???’

And Cody’s all ‘Nah, it’s fine. None of the other channels are working. I think the clankers are blocking most signals out of here-‘

‘-WHAT.’

‘ - but Rex’ika’s got this. Anyway-‘ and just continues on as if nothing is wrong.

[savageopressbignaturals]

This is not Maul!

So I'm working on (another) trailer analysis series, and part one will go up at noon eastern tomorrow... but I can't sit on this detail another minute.

During this^ sequence of the trailer (timestamp ~0:28) there are several shots cut together, and the one right at the end is less than a second long. Very easy to miss, very easy to assume it's just Maul cutting down those stormtroopers.

Except those aren't stormtroopers, and that is not Maul.

It's Icarus! And he's fighting Pykes, wielding half of Maul's saberstaff. You can see his vertically-lined pants and bare arm with his tattoos.

Rolling around in the implications of this like a white horse in mud. Please join me.

[dystopicjumpsuit]

If I had a credit for every time Maul tried to steal a child to replace his dead brother, I'd have three credits. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.

[dark-fri3ren]

[whoops-junk-drawer]

Just imagining Luke introducing himself to Clone Wars veterans and they all immediately form a million unfounded opinions about him because Anakin was a galaxy-wide celebrity

-

Rebel: hey! Did you hear that the guy that blew up the death star turned out to be a moisture farmer from Tatooine? Of all places?

Ahsoka: oh? What’s his name?

Rebel: Skywalker

Ahsoka: *Vietnam flashbacks*

-

Imperial officer: my Lord Emperor, we have identified the rebel who destroyed the battle station

Palpatine: very good, admiral.

Imperial officer: he uh. His name is Skywalker

Palpatine: *Vietnam flashbacks*

-

C3PO: hello, new master!

Luke: my name is Luke Skywalker

R2: *Vietnam flashbacks*

-

Rebel: there’s a new guy on the base. They say he blew up the Death Star!

Captain Rex: oh yeah??

Rebel: his name is Luke Skywalker!

Captain Rex: *Vietnam flashbacks*

[skierunner]

broke: Commander Cody only bodies droids when his weapons malfunction and/or there's no other practical choice

woke: Cody takes every possible excuse to body droids because he's an unhinged badass

bespoke: Cody bodies droids because he can't aim for shit and it's the only practical choice for an unhinged badass

[skierunner]

Y'all thought it was the Force or luck that saved Obi-Wan during Order 66? Nope, it is a known fact in the 212th that the closer Cody gets to a weapons system, the farther your shot gets from the target.

[skierunner]

Obi-Wan: Congratulations on your promotion to Purge Trooper. Have you missed me?

Cody, angrily reloading: With every shot so far

[stuffedeggplants]

broke: Cody runs around doing Infantry Things with Ghost Company because the writers don’t understand how things work IRL

woke: Cody does Infantry Things because of the fundamental nature of the clone army and the purpose it was created for 

bespoke: Cody is an electromagnetic anomaly and is at all times barred from being even slightly near a laundry list of military equipment, so out into the field he goes!

[goblinwithartsupplies]

There was probably a good couple years where everyone in the galaxy’s least favorite guessing game was “Is that a clone or is that Boba Fett?”

*looking at a Jango looking face with no helmet on.*

Criminal: it’s just a clone. Easy target.

*sees the green armor too late and starts getting shot at.*

Criminal: shit shit shit! It’s Fett!

Bonus!:

*Looking at Omega* “Did Boba transition?”

[sarnai4]

Athena (walks past a room and stops. Peeks in): Ares?

Ares (sobs muffled by a pillow)

Athena: What's wrong?

Ares (still muffled): Aphrodite’s breaking up with me!

Athena: What? I thought you two were about to go to prom together.

Ares: I did too!

Athena: Did she say she wanted to see other people?

Ares (sniffling): No.

Athena: Did she say she wanted to break up?

Ares (shakes his head)

Athena:...help me out here.

Ares: I was about to ask her, then she said that she was going with this immortal who was really cool and witty who she's liked for a long time.

Athena:...

Ares: She even said his name started with an A!

Athena (opens mouth but nothing comes out)

Ares: I can't believe Apollo would do this to me.

Athena (Squints at him)

Ares (cries harder)

[sarnai4]

Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[true-bluesargent]

the thing is is that you'll be like. 11 years old and someone will tell you that you have to shave your legs. either it will be your mum or a friend or a mean girl in the p.e. changing rooms telling you how gross it is that you have hair on your legs. so then you ask your mum about it and she says yep you have to take this razor blade and drag it across your skin under running water and just hope you don't cut yourself too badly and you have to do this every single week and maybe more frequently than that and you have to do that for fucking ever. the rest of your fucking life. because the hair that grows naturally on your legs is gross and ugly and people will laugh and boys won't like you! of course boys have hair on THEIR legs. but that's normal and even attractive and it's just not the same for you. and a few years later they'll say well you obviously should also be shaving your armpits. and then it's your arms and then it's that you have to wax your upper lip and pluck your eyebrows and ewww why do you have hair on your fingers and your toes.. you need to shave that too. and then suddenly you need to buy spray that will make invisible hairs on your face visible so that you can shave that too! and it's expensive and time consuming and difficult and it HURTS but they just say beauty is pain babe! and you're not allowed to say that maybe if beauty is pain then you don't actually want to be beautiful

[true-bluesargent]

and i'm so fucking tired of girls who do shave being defensive when this topic comes up because then i have to say well of COURSE it's your personal choice whether you want to shave or not! no offense! maybe it makes you feel empowered! you do it for YOURSELF! because that's bullshit and i actually DO think you should stop shaving your legs because it's not fucking empowering it's insane. if you give it more than a minute of thought it can't possibly be empowering. you're in a PRISON!!!!! and i was in the prison too okay and i know it seems hard to break out but i promise you it's not. and the more people we can break out of the prison the easier it gets for everyone else i swear to god. please