Quirked up at the mini mall

mostly reblogs | call me Ember | 22 y/o | they/them | not a nsfw blog but not particularly sfw either if you catch my drift

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[your-favorite-wof-dragon-is]

Kinkajou is Australian

Kinkajou is Australian!

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[the-identifier]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[yellow-cat]

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

[dino--draws]

Backrooms movie spoilers presented without context

[gert-the-disaster]

me when i go to piss world

[nintendo-killed-atari]

backrooms spoilers with no context:

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[redstonedust]

normalise wearing a big skull shirt with spiky bracelets and calling people dorkzillas while taking their lunch money. if you shove nerds in their lockers. youre valid...........

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

[deerbrain]

you can also have nothing, if you want!! nullification is starting to become available alongside vaginoplasty and phalloplasty

you can have nothing and retain sexual function, even! it's called nerve-preserving nullification. similarly to other bottom surgeries, they use the most sensitive tissue (glans/clit) to create a subdermal pseudoclitoris

yes you can pee like normal. urethral reroute leaves a small hole at the perineum (taint)

all the advice about scars from OP applies here too!! take care of yourself well and it can heal well

(also, for people interested in the "mixed look" OP mentioned: the magic words are "penile-preserving vaginoplasty"/"phalloplasty without vaginectomy"!!)

[her-aurora-doll]

As someone who has had nullification done, my inbox is always open.

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[normal-horoscopes]

I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

[normal-horoscopes]

Sadie the Dog has been BLESSED upon this fine ASH WEDNESDAY she has been reminded of the FRAGILITY OF LIFE and has observed the start of the LENT SEASON

[normal-horoscopes]

Butters the Cat is wearing a TINY KIPPAH

[boydsjosten]

Cat on tiny praying mat !!!

[normal-horoscopes]

Cat on a tiny praying mat!!!

[petermorwood]

@muslimgamer​ and others might confirm this for me: AFAIK cats are Clean Creatures in Islam, so cats on prayer mats - especially their own mini prayer mats - aren’t offensive. One website I looked at said “cats will be cats, cats like to mirror people, and giving them their own mat helps stop them being a distraction during prayers.”

[hijab-described]

[ID: Photos of cats on prayer mats, some have their own miniature mats, others sit alongside their humans. /end ID]

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[3ofusjust3]

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[joeyclaire]

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[hailed-marys]

Jigsaw voice: Hello project Hail Mary fan. Before you is a character with no canonical physical description that comes from a species without gender. All we know of this character is the fact that they are the mate of Rocky. You have an unlimited amount of time to create a headcanon of how this character looks and acts. If you apply heteronormative gender roles to this character, even under the guise of queering it, the room will explode. Good luck.

[hailed-marys]

jigsaw voice again, slightly panicked: guys you do understand that making the characters "big wife and small husband" or "the bride and ugly ass groom" is still heteronormative gender roles, right? you understand that making adrian act jealous and cold is just playing into the "wife left at home" trope right. even if you use he/him for both of them giving them a house and 2.5 kids is still heteronormative and eurocentric. wait. wait guys time out i didn't think it would happen this fast hold on