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Millennial. Philly. 🏳️‍🌈. Taken.

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[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

proud boy

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

a fellow gamer…

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[cozytreehouse]

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

my last 2 brain cells

[memehumor]

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this wins

[tj-crochets]

What I should be making: dogs. What I made instead: ONE SQUARE FOOT OF BEAR

[turningstringtothings]

Totally worth it for adorable bears

[hookedatweiss]

🐻❤🐻 Totally agreed @turningstringtothings !! These are so precious cute! Here goes the link for easy:

Tod and Dot the bears amigurumi pattern

Meet Tod and Dot, a pair of bears! Tod is tall and Dot is…well, a bit like a dot. When using worsted weight yarn, Tod measures approximate

[cursedcatpictures]

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

[cimes-et-cieux]

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

detective pikachu looks like a nightmare, literally speaking it looks like something i’d see in a nightmare about pokemon being real

and i can’t fucking wait to see it and see just how scary all of the other realistic pokemon will look. mr. mime looks horrifying. jigglypuff looks wrong and all hairy. some of the bird pokemon have realistic beaks and it looks really uncanny. the greninja has white in its eyes to match the cartoon model but it just makes it look scary since real frogs don’t have those and the greninja head is otherwise rendered so realistically. this movie is gonna be awesome and i can’t wait. it’s gonna be the Mario movie all over again. 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

look at this. the little hairs on his head. the horns look like blue carrots. his shoulders look like dodgeballs. the frighteningly humanoid hand inside of the glove that’s so frighteningly realistic looking that i can’t tell if it’s cgi. everything is rendered as if it actually has real-world weight and mass and it all droops under gravity appropriately. this is horrifying. they can’t have done this by accident. they know mr. mime is already terrifying and they decided to go all out. they have to be doing this on purpose and i can’t wait to see more. 

[prozdvoices]

detective pikachu

[n0ts0straight]

This girl at the liquor store just said “my liver can handle what my heart can’t” and if that’s not the fuckin mood idk what is

[godwithme-deactivated20240413]