They call me booty

✨🍑✨

[catastrophywife-deactivated2016]

Free nudes? In this economy???

[smouldered]

*sends u casual nudes to let u know I’m thinking of u*

[thekrustyykrabb-blog]

[annabellioncourt]

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[lunatictoons]

[princelamb]

the greatest horse in all of animation history

[justsylvari]

director Jones notes that the production team “gave the horse the operatic curves we couldn’t give Bugs”

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[arandomthot]

Just when I thought I’d heard it all

[legitimatelala]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

So y'all can’t just leave people huh? Gotta go and poison their food and shit?

[legitimatelala]

SO Y'ALL CAN’T JUST LEAVE PEOPLE HUH? GOTTA GO AND CHEAT ON THEM AND SHIT?

Come get this bowl bitch

[weed-breath]

Also p sure that’s not poison? If u r feeding it to a dog, its not gonna poison a human lmfao

[legitimatelala]

DING DING DING DING

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

[mosasadogs]

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

You Require the Milkshake

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[dakota-bloggz]

[favoritelatina]

me

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[manonblackbcak]

I REALLY LOVE THESE BEARS

[lovefortv]

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[memewhore]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

meanwhile in texas

[unsettlingstories]

can i get uuuuuuuuuhhh