popeyes is the shiznit

LETUCE C UR...

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I just want everybody to have a crush on me is that too much to ask

[simpilcity]

That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….

[awumblr]

2015 better be the year I turn hot and rich

[hardoffs]

This is Stewie. He is a strong independent cat. His masters are cruel, abusive and shake that food box just to piss him off. He has been living like a slave for 20 years now and he needs your help. His masters are trying to sell him for $50. A clear rip off. He needs your help #freeStewie

[ethereal-vixen]

Dunno if this is a joke or not but they’re selling the dress, not the cat…

[hardoffs]

Then why is he seducing me with those lucious lips of his

[hardoffs]

Its clearly the cat

[hardoffs]

This is Stewie. He is a strong independent cat. His masters are cruel, abusive and shake that food box just to piss him off. He has been living like a slave for 20 years now and he needs your help. His masters are trying to sell him for $50. A clear rip off. He needs your help #freeStewie

[ethereal-vixen]

Dunno if this is a joke or not but they’re selling the dress, not the cat…

[hardoffs]

Then why is he seducing me with those lucious lips of his

[hardoffs]

This is Stewie. He is a strong independent cat. His masters are cruel, abusive and shake that food box just to piss him off. He has been living like a slave for 20 years now and he needs your help. His masters are trying to sell him for $50. A clear rip off. He needs your help #freeStewie

[ethereal-vixen]

Dunno if this is a joke or not but they’re selling the dress, not the cat…

[hardoffs]

Then why is he seducing me with those lucious lips of his

[mutablerising]

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

[hardoffs]

This is Stewie. He is a strong independent cat. His masters are cruel, abusive and shake that food box just to piss him off. He has been living like a slave for 20 years now and he needs your help. His masters are trying to sell him for $50. A clear rip off. He needs your help #freeStewie

[spookyspatula]

This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

[hardoffs]

Greetings fuckboy

[patientlights]

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

[officialunitedstates]

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

[slavery]

10 comandments

1: if u look at drugs your going to hell 2: if u miss a day of school your dammed to fail at life 3: you are ugly no matter what 4: pay your taxes 5: don’t you dare say your opinion 6: buy an iPhone 7: eat at McDonald’s 5 times a week 8: love Jesus 9: worship America 10: remeber to have fun :)

[automatically]

when you’re about to kiss someone and their mouth stinks

[aidn]

[automatically]

walking a drunk friend like

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY