Hardytack

I'm popular because I'm bad at Pokemon. You jelly?

[beq-noir]

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[a6]

THIS IS 2 REAL

[mothcub]

[hardytack]

So I woke up this morning to the worst pain I've felt in my life. It feels like there is a knife in my shoulder. I can't move the left side of my upper body, or my head without wanting to scream out in pain. I have no idea what happened. I keep sleeping hoping it gets better (with medicine) but it's just gotten worse. I can barely walk or sit up now. I may have to break and go to the ER soon. Worst part? I was supposed to meet my favorite youtuber today and thank him for inspiring me to pursue this.... :( of all days....

[hardytack]

#FlygonArmy :)

I have like 4 tumblr accounts leave me alone scrub

[hardytack]

Hellloooo tumblr. I'm back :')

[hardytack]

What's your favourite anime?

Spongebob

[hardytack]

When will the 1st ep of your fire red omega egglocke be? Sorry, im not trying to rush you on it, I'm just curious

Tomorrow! :D

[hawlucha]

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

[hardytack]

that’s incredibly accurate...was 2 years ago when it stopped for everyone else as well...?

[beauziful]

[hardytack]

represents about 1,000 of my 1,100 contacts

[hardytack]

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[sleepingwiththesea]

$87.50 opps

[spookylass]

$66.50

[brennan4-deactivated20150813]

$71.50

[thewriterhimself-deactivated201]

65 dollars. Wow, not that bad.

[senpatriarch]

$71 ish. I’ll take it

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

$72 holy shit, you people are older than me and I’ve fucked up more than you

[senpatriarch]

I’m only 18 DAWG

[flexiblebisexual-deactivated201]

93 DOLLARS SUCK IT

[shinnomew]

$56.50…. damn

[hardytack]

$76 o.o

[meowonster]

about the blogger

[hardytack]

bold what’s true about you

I am under 18. I am a cuddler. I am a morning person.  I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. l am right handed. I am ambidextrous. I am a little shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy folk music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent.  I have a pet. I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.  I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I have or had broken a bone. I have bathed someone. I have changed a diaper. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have had major/minor surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings.  I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I like Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I own 100 CDs or more. I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time.  I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy.  I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I am wearing socks. I am tired. I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Finished college.  Smoked cigarettes. Ridden every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a concert. Helped someone. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been broken up with. Taken a college level course. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been in a hurricane. Been in a cyclone Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Cut myself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day.  Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins.  Attempted suicide. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe.   Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. Had a hamster. Gotten straight A’s.  Been handcuffed. 

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown Medium brown Dark brown Blonde Black Dirty blonde Strawberry blonde Multicolored Red

My eyes are:

Brown Dark Brown Blue Green Hazel Light brown Grey

People sometimes label me as:

Slut. Boyish. Colorful. Ugly. Nerd.

Some of my fears are:

Spiders/other insects. (roaches, not spiders) Slimy things. Dying/Afterlife. Doctor Hospitals. Needles.  Disease.  Being alone in the dark. Heights/Falling. Small spaces. Oceans/large bodies of water. Large animals. Small animals. Open spaces. Lightning/Fire. Tornadoes. Clustered holes.   Bodily fluids. Corpses. Thunder/loud noises.

I have:

A friend with benefits. A laptop in my room. A television in my room. Good grades. My own car.  Parents who are still married. A dog. A cat. A game console.

[hardytack]

So I was at the gym and they had Conan on. In this episode they were interviewing Jennifer Aniston (I feel like I spelt that wrong) about her role in Horrible Bosses 2. During the interview, they discussed a cut scene where she has sex with a guy in a coma, basically raping him. And everyone thought it was hilarious. They were laughing and making jokes. If the roles were reversed, it would be an outrage, people would think it's despicable and disgusting, and shame the movie for being degrading to women and making men look like shit. It's pathetic. Well, then again 50 shades of grey is a box office success so maybe everyone would love it... Fuck our society is basically what I'm getting at here.

[hardytack]

Rufflestiltskin

I regret nothing

[hardytack]

How To Make Friends

The reboot of Hardytack is here as I walk you guys through the...very...simple...steps of making friends!

[crystal-version-deactivated2015]

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