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My entire modded Starfield play through here for your viewing pleasure!

Doing some modded Starfield stuff, figured it wasn’t really good streaming material but it’s decent video stuff.

Especially as I’ve gotten more comfortable with editing videos. If you enjoy what you see then feel free to like it and share it with folks you think would enjoy it.

#modded starfield #starfield #youtube #play through

freeshavacado

you can only reblog this today

lady maria

I beg your FINEST fucking PARDON?

segamascott

Did I miss anything cool or nah?

thememedaddy

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Bitchwhittle Linglebogs

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

televisionenjoyer

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

televisionenjoyer

Rescued media. Fuck it.

senpatriarch

Is this one of those “net zero information” posts or do I need to let my wife know the new meta?

seven-oh-four

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

saviorified

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

saviorified

Yeah

loth-caatgirl

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

dee-the-red-witch

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

ruinedchildhood

facts-i-just-made-up

I gotta do a book report on Odysseus. Can you tell me a bit about his adventures?

The Odyssey is an ancient warning story about what happens when you refuse to ask for directions or try to take a "completely reliable shortcut."

Odysseus (real name Leopold Bloom) himself is warrior king who helped win the Trojan war by building a large wooden horse in which soldiers could hide to take over the city. Forever after, the use of this infiltration technique became known as the enemy's "Achilles' Heel."

On his way home to his wife Penelope and son Odysseus Jr., Odysseus gets caught in a storm, gets saved by a nymph, sees a Ghibli film about bugs and mold, competes in the Olympics before it was cool, gets lazy with some stoners, pokes out the one eye a tall guy has, gets caught in another storm, watches his soldiers get eaten by cannibals, watches his soldiers get eaten by a witch, has sex with the same witch, listens to the worst earworm song ever sung, inches between the ocean's drain plug and a thing with a surplus of heads that apparently isn't the hydra, eats the sun god's cow, gets caught in another storm, gets kidnapped by a nymph, wins an archery contest then kills all the contestants, finally returns home and proves who he is by knowing how hard it is to move his furniture, and dies when poisoned by the kid he had with that witch earlier in this absurdly long paragraph.

Because of the length of even the paragraph summarizing the journey of Osysseus, such long and sprawling tales are now referred to as "Epics."