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[hariojo]

I'm accidentally getting back into Homestuck. Oh, oh no.

[ambicidol]

+3.

"You’ll have to forgive me! I’ve been particularly busy, so I didn’t have a spare second until just now! I’m sorry about that, but hello, hello! My name is Sayaka Maizono, Super High School Level Idol! Pleased to meet you! What are your names, and might I be of aid?"

[hariojo]

It r-really is you, Maizono-san..! I n-never expected t-to see you in person, e-ever. It's an h-honor! I'm s-such a b-big fan of your music, and -- a-ah! I shouldn't b-be bothering s-someone f-famous like you..! I'm s-so very sorry..!

[hariojo]

Ibuki-chan g-gave me a f-flute, and I've b-been trying to p-play it ... it's s-so sweet of h-her, I'm s-so happy..!

[hariojo]

i received an iphone and a pet snake for Christmas..! I may or may not have named the snake Kanye west, oops.

[b2stboy]

Merry Christmas to all my amazing followers. ☃

[hariojo]

I'd ... I'd like to t-thank e-everyone for their k-kind gifts--! They w-were c-completely unnecessary, b-but v-very a-a-appreciated!

[cainamotpelk-deactivated2014072]

+hariojo

[cainamotpelk-deactivated2014072]

8ecause there are far more scary motherfuckers than me, somewhere. 

And no, I don’t h8 you for your insolence. Sigh.

[hariojo]

Ah--! I'm e-exasperating you; please d-don't d-dislike m-me for it..!

[hariojo]

Hello, mun! I really love your Tsumiki so much >w< oh, and by the way, I spot an error when you roleplay with the character Sonia. Everyone--including Tsumiki in the game, called Sonia just 'Sonia', not Nevermind. Please keep that in mind! Keep rocking with your Tsumiki. c: (and Merry Christmas)

thank you for the awesome advice..! i can't believe that slipped my mind, thank you so much anon! merry christmas. kisses.

[mxkan-deactivated20140424]

you are no lima bean, you are a little precious bean sprout that needs watering and compliments because they are super cute and special. don’t put yourself in a position of negativity, trust me you are doing amazingly. I am in such awe. 

[hariojo]

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[coeurderoche-archive]

An exhaled chuckle escapes her; the nurse’s soft tones were like another type of music when they complimented her. “Are you kidding? Ibuki’s lips are hella chapped, even when she puts on a whole bunch of gloss- she just licks it off, can you believe it?” Her tongue stuck out playfully as an eye closed to wink at the other girl. “So, was this the only thing you planned to do, Holiday-wise?”

[hariojo]

A measly smile stains her features as she tilts her head to look at the vibrant woman before her; humbled by her lover's cheerful beauty, she thinks that Ibuki is perfect -- her bright, jovial way of speaking, the tiny, insignificant smears of imperfection that fail to mar her goddess-esque image. A pink tongue appears between two plump lips, and she's left flushing considerably; ah, she must listen now. Her beloved is speaking. "I h-haven't g-got anything planned ... m-maybe I could-- ah, n-never mind. It's s-silly."

[mxkan-deactivated20140424]

you must be joking? sssshshhshshhshsh, you deserve all the amount of admiration and compliments, you hella mikan. 

[hariojo]

no. you're the hella mikan. i am simply a lowly lima bean, basking in your ever present glory. i do not know why you are praising such a small bean.

[mxkan-deactivated20140424]

there’s this really amazing mikan and wowiee ok i just-

[hariojo]

PBTHBTHHTBPTBT. nonsense.

no no--! the amazing mikan is right here, and they're the one who deserves praise, not myself..!

[burningcards]

My, that’s the first someone was able to tell I was lying. You’re right, it isn’t a pleasure. You’re pretty annoying.

[hariojo]

Uwaaah--! Such b-blatant rudeness ... i-it's almost r-repulsive! As p-punishment f-for irritating you, y-you may do w-whatever you f-feel is correct for me, b-be it writing m-mean words on my skin until I g-get ink poisoning, o-or perhaps s-stripping me t-to my underwear a-and forcing me t-to d-do a gymnastics r-r-routine..!

[burningcards]

I’m certain we haven’t met before. I’m Celestia Ludenberg. A pleasure to meet you.

[hariojo]

Ludenburg-san, n-no such f-flattery is necessary..! You d-do not have to lie a-and say you c-consider it a pleasure to meet me; p-please, feel free t-to state h-how you truly f-feel!

[hariojo]

It's a-almost one in t-the morning ... What a s-strange time to be c-craving leftover tortellini--!

[hariojo]

burningcards has arrived for her appointment!

Ah, I don't believe I know you ... please f-forgive me for not remembering i-if we've m-met before, m-miss--!

[hariojo]

Merry Christmas, e-everyone..! I w-will pull an a-all nighter, in o-order to s-see the h-happy faces o-of those awakening in a-all parts of the w-world--!