Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
I out loud cackled at this

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
I out loud cackled at this
been listening to the minecraft beta ost recently and the part in stal where the idiot comes in with the recorder makes me think of pluey and the shadowguys
Pluh
"How did they know I would try to eat rhe treadmill? :("
-me
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesnāt feel like a website youād find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasnāt clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:
Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.
The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then theyāre like āwaitā¦if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the billsā¦who is??ā
And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so heās just like ākrrrgrgggā and instead of going āWTF how is Perry paying the bills??ā The family is just like
āawww! Thanks Perry, youāre such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!ā š„°š„°
So then if thereās a court case over the house and the judge is like āokay who pays the bills?ā Both the parents sigh before going ābring him in, boysā
and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole courtās like āwhat???ā
And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:
āYOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??ā And the whole family just shrugs and is like āwe were worried that if we questioned him he might think heās not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]ā
ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR- GUYS PLS YOURE GONNA MAKE MY OLD ASS PHONE EXPLODE šššš
OH GOD IT ENDED UP ON YOUTUBE SHORTS- WHY IS THE POST THATS THE FURTHEST FROM THE ACTUAL VIBE OF MY BLOG THE ONR THAT GETS FAMOUS-
I love PnF and all but I donāt wanna be The āPerry the Tax-Paying Platypusā lady PLZ š
SOME OF MY FRIENDS FOUND IT AND THEYRE CALLING ME āTAX-PAYING PLATYPUS LADYā ššš
KNOW WHAT? I SAW MY POST CIRCULATING ON YOUTUBE ON BOT ACCOUNTS VOICE ACTING IT.
SO I DECIDED
IM GONNA VOICE ACT IT MYSELF AND POST IT
you uh
you like subnautica huh
/vpos this was a very happy surprise :3
Yeeeee
Soob soob :3
Feesh
(Im very delirious atm bc sickness)
maintaining the holiday agenda
POV you said Christmas sucks so now youre trapped in the Holiday family's basement and are about to be interrogated for treason against the mayor:
Wisdom or proverb tablet excavated in Ur (mod. Tell Muqayyar), dated to the Old Babylonian (ca. 1900-1600 BC) period and now kept in British
Ouppy never change
Puppp stay same
No take only throw
No drop
Only take it
Ouppy
Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?
*breathing intensifies*
G
Gum
Gumm wurm
Gumm wurm tangeee
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i saw you liking 332795475 of my posts thank yoy twin ā¤ļø
Im a little too obsessed with the green blob (and like a bazillion other UTDR characters ngl) twin-
I unironically started frothing at the mouth when I discovered that there's a banger fan song for the green Creature-
{I Wanna do horrible things to that dice}
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
Reblog if you think itās okay to platonically sayĀ āI Love Youā to your friends
Slams the reblog button so damn fast
UM OBVIOUSLY
I do that all the time
Ye :3
hello OC havers. play my game
i hate toby fox why did he call them jongler, pluey, and battat how the fuck am i supposed to form a sentence with these names without sounding like im talking out of my ass "i really love the fandom belief that tenna sees jongler and pluey as mike but not battat" these are not normal people words that are typed by normal people hands what the fuck is a jongler
I talk
With nonsense words and the most obscure actual words mixed into my vocab, so thankfully I do not get weirder looks than normal when ranting about them irl :3
Life hack: be so fucking weird already that you seem relatively normal while infodumping so no one bats an eye :}
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnāt it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia anĀ āorientationā or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Ā
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iāve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought āno way do I have any of them following meā until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin āMAPā (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iām an āantiā (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG
I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:
if you support pedophilia,
kindly get the fuck off of my blog.
Thanks.
I reblog these regularly.
STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG
Shoo fly, donāt bother mešš¾
Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.
Iām reblogging this here because I want this blog to be a safe space for people to enjoy.
Anyone who supports pedophilia or is a pedophile in any way, shape or form REGARDLESS OF ANY REASONS/EXCUSES, please kindly get the fuck away from this blog, just unfollow me straight away. I do not tolerate your kind here, and you should be ashamed of trying to justify the sexualisation of children even for a S E C O N D.
Also just to clarify this one specific point: Pedophilia and pedophiles are NOT AND WILL NEVER BE IN OR ASSOCIATED WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
Edit: Before I forget, if any of you are in any way, shape or form, a pedophile, turn yourself in at your nearest police station because you donāt deserve to roam free on the streets.
I may have just started this blog but this will not STAND
Seriously though, if you think you are welcomed on this blog, youāre not. Sorry, but you make me feel unsafe so..
GTFO OF MY BLOG IF YOU DO!
I just canāt scroll pass without reblogging!! IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILES/PEDOPHILIA OR IS A PEDOPHILE PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!
PEDOPHILES BE FUCKING GONE
LIKE, GET THE FCK OUT
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
GO EW GET AWAY
Itās not a fucking mental illness either
Idk man, call me ignorant if you want, but I stand by my statement
Iām reblogging on all my blogs
Reblogging because after how many people have been submitting literal children this feels necessary
PEOPLE WERE SUMBITTING KIDS FOR THIS?????
Yeah, part of the reason I took a break for a few days was because multiple people submitted Tails from sonic on the furry form and I had to pause because I genuinely couldnāt stand looking at any of them for a few days after I saw it, someone submitted Toph on the sexy woman form and I genuinely felt so sick when I saw, at this point Iām just hoping most of the people who submitted minors are kids themselves for my own mental health but as a psa pedos if you see this I hope you fall in a lake with broken arms and drown, this blog is being run by a csa victim so if youāre one of those monsters stay away from this blog, you arenāt welcome here
I was once talking to this Japanese friend in a mix between English and Japanese (bc Im learning Japanese) and I was drawing
And I was in the weird Artist pose of like, hunched over while sitting down with my legs half bent to my chest, so Iām kinda folded in half
And you wanna know what girly calls me?
FUCKING EBI-CHAN
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT āEBIā MEANS?
ITS JAPANESE FOR SHRIMP/PRAWN
SHE CALLED ME PRAWN CHAN
I WILL NEVDR RECOVEF FROM THIS ITS BESN MONTHS BUT IM STILL GOING INSANE OVER THIS- šš
THE OPPOSITE OF WHIMSY IS WOE
I FIGURED THIS OUT WHEN I WAS FEELING QUITE WOEFUL
THAT IS ALL