Harken/Sylvie

Shapeshifting Eldritch Deity Writing blog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkentheenigma Pokéblog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkenpokeblog

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[harkenizalone]

I out loud cackled at this

[adwareangel]

been listening to the minecraft beta ost recently and the part in stal where the idiot comes in with the recorder makes me think of pluey and the shadowguys

[harkenizalone]

Pluh

[harkenizalone]

"How did they know I would try to eat rhe treadmill? :("

-me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[harkenizalone]

I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:

Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.

The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”

And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like

“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰

So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”

and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”

And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:

“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”

[harkenizalone]

ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR- GUYS PLS YOURE GONNA MAKE MY OLD ASS PHONE EXPLODE 😭😭😭😭

[harkenizalone]

OH GOD IT ENDED UP ON YOUTUBE SHORTS- WHY IS THE POST THATS THE FURTHEST FROM THE ACTUAL VIBE OF MY BLOG THE ONR THAT GETS FAMOUS-

I love PnF and all but I don’t wanna be The “Perry the Tax-Paying Platypus” lady PLZ 💀

[harkenizalone]

SOME OF MY FRIENDS FOUND IT AND THEYRE CALLING ME “TAX-PAYING PLATYPUS LADY” 😭😭😭

[harkenizalone]

KNOW WHAT? I SAW MY POST CIRCULATING ON YOUTUBE ON BOT ACCOUNTS VOICE ACTING IT.

SO I DECIDED

IM GONNA VOICE ACT IT MYSELF AND POST IT

[harkenizalone]

you uh

you like subnautica huh

/vpos this was a very happy surprise :3

Yeeeee

Soob soob :3

Feesh

(Im very delirious atm bc sickness)

[perishrepublic]

maintaining the holiday agenda

[harkenizalone]

POV you said Christmas sucks so now youre trapped in the Holiday family's basement and are about to be interrogated for treason against the mayor:

[enki2]

[whollyunnecessary]

CDLI Literary 000799, ex. 015 (P346305)

Wisdom or proverb tablet excavated in Ur (mod. Tell Muqayyar), dated to the Old Babylonian (ca. 1900-1600 BC) period and now kept in British

[harkenizalone]

Ouppy never change

Puppp stay same

No take only throw

No drop

Only take it

Ouppy

[oddarette]

Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?

[harkenizalone]

*breathing intensifies*

G

Gum

Gumm wurm

Gumm wurm tangeee

(σ≧▽≦)σ

[harkenizalone]

i saw you liking 332795475 of my posts thank yoy twin ❤️

Im a little too obsessed with the green blob (and like a bazillion other UTDR characters ngl) twin-

I unironically started frothing at the mouth when I discovered that there's a banger fan song for the green Creature-

{I Wanna do horrible things to that dice}

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[king-of-oreo]

UM OBVIOUSLY

I do that all the time

[harkenizalone]

Ye :3

[squidknees]

hello OC havers. play my game

[the-archivists-left-eye]

i hate toby fox why did he call them jongler, pluey, and battat how the fuck am i supposed to form a sentence with these names without sounding like im talking out of my ass "i really love the fandom belief that tenna sees jongler and pluey as mike but not battat" these are not normal people words that are typed by normal people hands what the fuck is a jongler

[harkenizalone]

I talk

With nonsense words and the most obscure actual words mixed into my vocab, so thankfully I do not get weirder looks than normal when ranting about them irl :3

Life hack: be so fucking weird already that you seem relatively normal while infodumping so no one bats an eye :}

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[flerpdederp]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG

[bunchofdoodlesinspace]

I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:

if you support pedophilia,

kindly get the fuck off of my blog.

Thanks.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

I reblog these regularly.

STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG

[littlebabiebear]

Shoo fly, don’t bother me👋🏾

[fragilelikeabomb0106]

Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.

[tf2-headcanons-and-scenarios]

I’m reblogging this here because I want this blog to be a safe space for people to enjoy.

Anyone who supports pedophilia or is a pedophile in any way, shape or form REGARDLESS OF ANY REASONS/EXCUSES, please kindly get the fuck away from this blog, just unfollow me straight away. I do not tolerate your kind here, and you should be ashamed of trying to justify the sexualisation of children even for a S E C O N D.

Also just to clarify this one specific point: Pedophilia and pedophiles are NOT AND WILL NEVER BE IN OR ASSOCIATED WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

Edit: Before I forget, if any of you are in any way, shape or form, a pedophile, turn yourself in at your nearest police station because you don’t deserve to roam free on the streets.

[lostmarblehornets]

I may have just started this blog but this will not STAND

Seriously though, if you think you are welcomed on this blog, you’re not. Sorry, but you make me feel unsafe so..

[wandershot2]

GTFO OF MY BLOG IF YOU DO!

[awkwardemodnptrashofasgard]

I just can’t scroll pass without reblogging!! IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILES/PEDOPHILIA OR IS A PEDOPHILE PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!

[liongrl321]

PEDOPHILES BE FUCKING GONE

LIKE, GET THE FCK OUT

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

[notthesodaa]

GO EW GET AWAY

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

It’s not a fucking mental illness either

Idk man, call me ignorant if you want, but I stand by my statement

[anxiousposting]

I’m reblogging on all my blogs

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Reblogging because after how many people have been submitting literal children this feels necessary

[bladeoffairness]

PEOPLE WERE SUMBITTING KIDS FOR THIS?????

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah, part of the reason I took a break for a few days was because multiple people submitted Tails from sonic on the furry form and I had to pause because I genuinely couldn’t stand looking at any of them for a few days after I saw it, someone submitted Toph on the sexy woman form and I genuinely felt so sick when I saw, at this point I’m just hoping most of the people who submitted minors are kids themselves for my own mental health but as a psa pedos if you see this I hope you fall in a lake with broken arms and drown, this blog is being run by a csa victim so if you’re one of those monsters stay away from this blog, you aren’t welcome here

[harkenizalone]

I was once talking to this Japanese friend in a mix between English and Japanese (bc Im learning Japanese) and I was drawing

And I was in the weird Artist pose of like, hunched over while sitting down with my legs half bent to my chest, so I’m kinda folded in half

And you wanna know what girly calls me?

FUCKING EBI-CHAN

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT “EBI” MEANS?

ITS JAPANESE FOR SHRIMP/PRAWN

SHE CALLED ME PRAWN CHAN

I WILL NEVDR RECOVEF FROM THIS ITS BESN MONTHS BUT IM STILL GOING INSANE OVER THIS- 😭😭

[harkenizalone]

THE OPPOSITE OF WHIMSY IS WOE

I FIGURED THIS OUT WHEN I WAS FEELING QUITE WOEFUL

THAT IS ALL