Harkula is lives

a Harkula art and ask blog

[harkula]

Welcome, dear reader,

This is a Q&A and art blog (do feel so ever Inclined as to Leave an drawing request) dedicated to the ever so wonderful Harkula (count Dracula x jonathan Harker) it would greatly please me if you were oh so polite as to as to leave an ask or Artistic request, however I do have some rules...

As I am a minor (17) and ace, this blog will be kept SFW (although kisses, cuddling, angst, and the occasional simping are perfectly Encouraged)

Dracula media I have consumed

(it'll continue to grow with time)

Dracula (2020)

Dracula (1931)

Bram Stoker's 1897 Dracula novel (I'm a few pages in)

Master list of my fave Harkula fics on Ao3. (it shall also grow in do time)

tastes like sympathy by: CaptainDoofus

At the Heart of the Beast by: Sanguivores

Anonymous is: ON

Ask's are: ON

Submissions are: ON

Art requests are: OPEN

My mian blog is @rowenlumos if you wanna see the other stuff I do (mostly Harry Potter, but I'm in a bunch of other fandoms as well)

[saffron-seraphim]

My pokies and moots I'm so sorry I haven't posted in the last few days. I've just moved to my grandparents' house across the state for the next month so I can help them with their sick, possibly dying dog.

On a happier note, my sister (F 15 Bisexual) and me (F 17 Acesexul/Demisexul) came out to our grandparents and their supper supportive! :')

And if my parents diced not to be homophobic assholes my sister is going to go on her first date ever on Wednesday! (with a girl). I'm so proud of her!!!

@glindafiedsblog @lululuzzz08 @glacierberries @here-for-the-vibe @typophobia-hijinks @tipsieocart

[harkula]

Sorry guys, I'll try to get back to Harkula soon. I promise 🙏🙏🙏.

[harkula]

Yoooooo guys sorry I haven't posted the last few days. My mom literally gave birth, lol. I'll try and post tonight ⛓️🦇🩸

My mom ironically named her Lucy and my 2 year old lil brother calls her baby luc luc. She's never seen or read Dracula, lol.

[harkula]

Do you have a design for Dracula's GILF form?

*Q broken computer sounds* Please elaborate? I have not yet finished the book, So I might be missing the context for this???

Are you asking if I have a design for dracula?

I'm not mad, just varyyyy confused.

ALSO TY SO MUCH FOR THE ASK🩸🦇🫀🤗

[harkula]

What if one time when darcula is having himself a Jonathan Harker Capri sun and he bites into him and he's like

"Áááááá, ááá, csípős, istenem, Jonathan, mennyi kibaszott paprikát eszel?!?! Hogy a francba lehet ilyen csípős a véred!?!?!"

Rough Hungarian to english translation: Ahhh ahhh ah spicyyyy oh dear god Jonathan how much fucking Paprika do you eat?!?! How the fuck is your blood spicy!?!?!

[harkula]

I mean the three ladies are likely his daughters, or his wife (the blonde one) and daughters (the two ones who look just like him)

OMG FIRST ASK YEPIY YAY YAYYY TY🎉🥳🎊

And that's a very interesting theory! I sadly haven't finished the book yet😔 but thank you so much for leaving an ask! 🩸🫶🦇

Edit: I kinda saw them as Concubines or some failed attempt of dracula trying to make someone like him. But when he tried, they just didn't have that spark. They were more like creatures driven by "food" and other "Desires" than he himself, and that's one of the reasons he likes Johnny so much >:3

[harkula]

A Lil Doodle of drac and Johnny after a Snack

I also just put up a whole new Harkula blog for a q&a/art request blog!!! ITS @harkula

[harkula]

Silly Lil Doodle of drac and Johnny after a Snack

[harkula]

Dracula and Johnathan cuddling in a coffin, and Dracula's just laying on top of Johnny listening to his heartbeat

[harkula]

Pov dracula picking who to be in love with

[harkula]

Omg what if when Dracula brought in a baby for the three brides to eat, and Jonathan Protests and drac is like

"Well, mister Harker, are you going to care for this sickly kisbaba?"

Totally Expecting Jonathan to decline such a Ludacris offer, but then Johnny boy is like

"Yes! i would most certainly do so if it means those Terrors could never dig thear wretched claws into it!"

Dracula saw no point in the humanity of it all, and why would he? But as Jonathan is caring for it, it draws dracula in, the Curiosity as to why jonathan would waste his time on such a thing. He walks paste Jonathan's room one night as and hears some and listens in

"Shh sh sh shh, I know, I know, those afull brutes won't get you I promise promise sweet pea"

And over time, dracula becomes fond over sweet pea.

AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW THE HAPPY VAMP FAMILY CAME TO BE

[harkula]

It's very important to me that we all understand that within the time frame of the OG book, it's entirely plausible that Jonathan was wearing a men's corset underneath his clothing