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Thirty-One Days of Night - Dracula | Dracula/Jonathan Harker | 19/31 chapters so far | Angst, Smut, Vampire!Heat!AU | M/M | Rated E

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[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1800

Whumpees who were terrified the first time they were kidnapped vs it happening so many times that they can predict everything like a soap opera.

They go from: "Please don't punch me D:"

To: "Oh really? You're gonna break my nose? Come on, I haven't been able to smell for years, what are you gonna do? Make me self conscious enough to give you the information? Think bigger mY GOD" as they're slowly wriggling free from the bindings.

(No, it doesn't get easier for them. They just get better at hiding it.)

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

New chapter!🦇❤️‍🔥

20: “People don’t change people, time does.”

Dialogue heavy update, because these guys HAVE to talk, only they are both too stubborn to actually communicate properly

[vamplire]

hey i love your fangs and bloodlust eyes

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[guiltfactory]

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Partner rings

[harkula]

At first, I was thinking that the blue and silver would be Jonathan's and the golden red would be Dracula... BUT THEN MY BRAIN WAS LIKE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE,

DRAC WOULD HAVE THE SILVER AND BLUE CUZ THE BLUE WOULD REMIND HIM OF JOHNNY'S EYES AND DRAC WOULD WANT JOHNNY TO HAVE THE RED AND GOLD ONE TO REMIND JOHNNY OF HIS RED EYES

IF EVER JOHNNY IS RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM THEY WILL HAVE EACH OTHER'S EYES ON THEIR RINGS TO GAZE AT UNTIL THEY REUNIT

tldr Drac wears the blue and silver and Johnny wears the red and gold >:3

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

anyway hi hello I am back on my soap box that is addressing the sexual violence that is intrinsic to most vampire texts

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day today and let me tell you something-

Obviously it made me me ship Spidey and Frank Castle

[greelin]

to bite. Fondly.

[greelin]

love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something

[bluecatwriter]

Broke out my cheap acrylic paints to make a birthday card for my mom. After it dries I'm gonna touch it up with pen.

Finished!

My mom is turning 73 and has barely slowed down from when I was a kid. She walks and lifts weights every day, keeps a lovely garden and teaches 50 piano students with a waiting list. I'm not even half as driven as her, but I admire her!

[rhibbet]

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

[paramoregf]

i love horror movie bts photos of women just covered in blood

[paramoregf]

awesome every time

[paramoregf]

YAYYYYYYYY

[qapleulia]

characters who are undead. characters who die in the end and so they've been dead from the start. characters who are chased by death. characters that chase death. characters who died and came back to life. characters that die again and again and again. characters who consider their past self dead. characters who were born in someone else's corpse. characters that claw their way out of the grave. characters whose deaths leave such a gaping wound that even their absence is still a presence. characters who are emissaries of death. characters who are alive but consider themselves dead. characters whose deaths are ambiguous. characters whose existences are defined by death.

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

With my masters slowly coming to an end, I must admit, I have jokingly thought about adding a doctorate/PhD onto it because.................. why not? Anybody else?

[poorest-wet-little-meow-meow]

Do you have a blorbo that is a poor wet little meow meow?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 31

If yes you should submit them to the poorest wet little meow meow tournament!