Harlequinn

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[belimah]

BRUSHBUDDY PICCREW 🖋️

[chriscoccolith]

made my brush buddies x3

[belimah]

I want your brushbuddies and I want them now 👁️ @twitone, @aheckinmess, @firedeva, @ellsiedjarin, @luffyluvrs, @kearita, @c00lstb0y3v3r, @nyokoko, @whistlebroxisdead, @kketamineshot, @lunarsmochii, @mako-sea, @galaxiiq-blog, @lacquerheadd, @kathy-ifnt, @justirina, @orangefagg, @thereisacatinmybankaccount, @crescent-canine, @death-warden, @irw2d, @nishinoya-senpaai, @poiindexters, @oh-my-sanity, @himisuda, @jin-jamm-desu, @scaraamo, @harlequinnsatelier, @dekcadence, @readerinthedark05, @sixeyedsaint, @nevergreen24, @seellove, @s-uwu-kuna, @raylovesty, @whendesdaythursday, @sweetlandspos, @beaniesayshi, @sempiternalmyth, @koilih, @kiwiiint, @antisociablewallflower, @veluoriaaa + all of my nieces that change their damn handlers all the time and I can't keep up.

[harlequinnsatelier]

Real picture of me trying to write then failing and scraping it

[harlequinnsatelier]

you tagging the date and hour of asks and me just closing my eyes and praying the askbox doesn't kill me

I’m in your walls I know you can hear me

[harlequinnsatelier]

how can u be my true opp when i have so many lil stickers of u

@belimah

You’re my true opp cause who told you that you could get these images of me, HUH? I should chase you down with my clown car

[harlequinnsatelier]

Frat!Belimah. Exhibit A: Woman Hater

Cw: hating women, mentions of violence against women, misogyny, women hater, Frat!Belimah. Frat boy fratting I guess. Cis, white, American Belimah.

Frat!Belimah hates women. It doesn’t matter if she’a virtual, real, a pick me, rich, poor, ugly, hot, etc. he hated them all equally and wanted them all to be eradicated from the world. But he is a straight man. This will be touched on later in Exhibit B.

Frat!Belimah, in fact, bullies women on games. Once while he was in a vigorous COD campaign he told Clown that he she was a failure of a clown woman and that she was only useful for being laughed at by the masses. This made poor poor Clown fall into clown depression that makes you look like Chuckles from Toy Story.

Frat!Belimah once saw a woman standing in line at this dreaded place: Starbucks. And when her drink was called he cut her off and snapped it out the workers hand. Like any sane person, the woman tried to argue with him, calling him a prostate faced bastard. Clearly she didn’t know who he was. So he fucking roundhouse kicked her. WHAPAM. Then she fell and broke her leg, her ribs were bruised from that crazy kick Belimah did too. Form perfect type shit. Since Belimah is the whitest of white men, he walked away scott free. In the end he didn’t even like the drink she had, it was bland and tasteless, just like her outfit, so he threw it at another woman he passed on the street. A real menace to society.

But it gets worse. Frat!Belimah specifically donates every last penny that he gets from his lenient 9 to 5 job on petitions and gofundmes. Sounds nice, right? WRONG. Those petitions are trying to revoke women’s rights and put them back in the kitchen when they all belong. He doesn’t even think they deserve to have bank accounts, truly evil.

Sometimes he buys out all of the menstrual products from the store so that no woman can get her temporary relief from the bloody flood of agony and pain happening between her whore legs. Either free bleed while going to work or wear the diapers he left, which he coated in paprika. Burn women BURN.

Frat!Belimah also runs an anti women podcast where he preaches about how spectacular men are: their strong bodies, capable hands, and fine asses.. yes, their asses. Belimah loves ass. Men’s ass. BUT HE IS NOT GAY. From his podcasts some have speculated that he’s closed but he always denies this absurd claim. He would never date a man, or fuck a man, or cuddle a man, or do anything with a man other than drink and do drugs.

On his podcasts he often brings in Naoya Zenin, the guy who almost hates women as much as Belimah does. Sure, Naoya is passionate about his disdain for women but Belimah is the one making full on fanfics mid podcast about how he’d drag a bitch over Starbucks. Truly a new low but it’s played off for laughs after. Gotta keep the podcast up! The last time he was too graphic his podcast episode was taken down and striked, leading him to making an angry tweet longer about it. Which just got him more viewers.

Surprisingly he gets sponsorships too.. maybe because he’s a jacked white man with super hot muscles. Sometimes he posts gym pics and the trad pick me women go crazy over it, salivating over the photos like dogs in heat. His thrist traps immediately make everyone forget that he’s a weird pos but I suppose that’s how the internet is.

Don’t even get me started on who he voted for..

Notie: This is fan fiction on a real person, @belimah. Nothing written or described is real, obviously. If you take this seriously that’s not my problem sorry not sorry just block me fr cause there’s gonna be more parts to my shenanigans. I felt like I was writing a crazy wattpad or reddit story.

[belimah]

HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFULLY CURATED AESTHETICALLY THIS WAS MADE IS SENDING ME AHAIJODAIFHAJSD FUCKING HELL

literally me with you my opp clown

she was only useful for being laughed at by the masses

So he fucking roundhouse kicked her. WHAPAM.

CRYING???asFLJAISCKLASFA?????????????

their strong bodies, capable hands, and fine asses.. yes, their asses. Belimah loves ass. Men’s ass. BUT HE IS NOT GAY.

Don’t even get me started on who he voted for..

he can't vote he's an immigrant but he would vote for-

brother the WHOLE ASS fic I was exactly like this

TRYING MY BEST NOT TO EXPLODE CACKLING THIS WAS SO FCKIN FUNNY FAOSASKJASODPFISDHODGHSDF

ALSO, remember I told you there IS a frat!belimah fic actually happening? (It's T4T and frat!belimah presents himself as a cis male bc it's funnier to fuck with people ofc) and has every single headcanon happening BUT they have good explanations I promise! You're seeing the worst of him... that is very much what many people see-

Summoning @twitone to explain why these events happened!

[twitone]

ah okay see there has been a misconception ! dw fratbelimah i can clear your name

read more for a fucking essay:

Frat!Belimah hates women: there is a sweet and touching hc here about how fratbelimah hates women bc he used to have to present as one, and being around women and their cliquey friend groups brings all that trauma back up. However ! That is not the case. he hates women bc they keep gatekeeping their fucking makeup from him. Like, what the fuck? a dude can't get some good highlighter? god forbid a man get some high quality eyeliner around here. get fucked ! (he will fuck them. but he's like. a little pissed.)

(they gatekeep bc it aint fucking fair. come on. he's hot enough as it is, AND smug enough as it is. the man doesn't need fucking contour).

Frat!belimah bullies women on games: fratbelimah fucking sucks on the game. sucks. he will go for the throat. he will insult your physical appearance. he will insult your mother. do not play with him. everything said above is true

Frat!belimah pushed a drink out of a woman's hand at starbucks: yes the starbucks. the woman's drink. an explanation: he pushed out of the worker's hand bc he knew it was poison! he saw that the milk had gone bad the second before she ordered and was saving her from a tummy ache! hero!

Fratbelimah roundhouse kicked a woman in starbucks: he kicked her because there was a car about to slam into the starbucks! he pushed her out of the way! hero!

Fratbelimah clears out period products: the period products. he needs them. he hates buying them, so he like hoards them (will clean out the whole shelf) (this is a heartfelt hc the only one but it makes sense)

Fratbelimah donates all his money to anti women gofundmes and petitions: ok so the gofundme sand petitions are a little complicated. it starts with fratbelimah getting high as balls and finding the stupidest gofundmes imaginable, like "get me $500 to rent a balloon house just cause i want one." stupid shit like that. "help me build a treehouse in the middle of the desert." he does this with sukuna and gets so high he passes out. SUKUNA then sets recurring payments to the aforementioned petitions/gofundmes, draining his bank account. Fratbelimah then has to go ask his cool aunt for more money. together, they look at his spending habits, bc he's a dipshit and can't be trusted. when his aunt finds out how he's been spending his money, she beats his ass black and blue. all according to sukuna's plan, the fucker

Fratbelimah runs an antiwomen podcast: ok so the podcast. again, this is interesting, because fratbelimah like. he cares about men's bodies a lot. he is working very hard to have one for himself, in fact. so someone in ANOTHER frat, not his, is like "bro we should definitely do a podcast!" fratbelimah is a fucking idiot and is like hell yeah brother! the other guys start going into detail about the perfect male body and fratbelimah is like. well i think about this every day, i have a lot of opinions in fact! The other guys are coming at it from a not gay, but men are superior angle, and fratbelimah is just. taking notes. like oh, you think the ass should be directly in proportion to the waist? ok yeah. i can make that happen. this is fun!

They do bring on Noaya, and he is exactly as described above. but he's part of fratbelimah's fraternity! so fratbelimah is just like "haha, yeah that's noaya! anyway can we go back to joe rogan's penis enhancers. i think that would be interesting

fratbelimah gets sponsors bc he's a hot white man: he gets sponsors bc he's a hot white man correct. no notes

don't even ask who he voted for: bro in the 2024 election he wrote in "noaya zenin" bc he's a fucking dumbass. like i love him but good god. come on man.

i hope this clears things up ! :) @belimah come get your doll he's been redeemed

[harlequinnsatelier]

This is actually direct propaganda from a frat!belimah supporter. At least half of this is false news and not credible at alll

[harlequinnsatelier]

Frat!Belimah. Exhibit A: Woman Hater

Cw: hating women, mentions of violence against women, misogyny, women hater, Frat!Belimah. Frat boy fratting I guess. Cis, white, American Belimah.

Frat!Belimah hates women. It doesn’t matter if she’a virtual, real, a pick me, rich, poor, ugly, hot, etc. he hated them all equally and wanted them all to be eradicated from the world. But he is a straight man. This will be touched on later in Exhibit B.

Frat!Belimah, in fact, bullies women on games. Once while he was in a vigorous COD campaign he told Clown that he she was a failure of a clown woman and that she was only useful for being laughed at by the masses. This made poor poor Clown fall into clown depression that makes you look like Chuckles from Toy Story.

Frat!Belimah once saw a woman standing in line at this dreaded place: Starbucks. And when her drink was called he cut her off and snapped it out the workers hand. Like any sane person, the woman tried to argue with him, calling him a prostate faced bastard. Clearly she didn’t know who he was. So he fucking roundhouse kicked her. WHAPAM. Then she fell and broke her leg, her ribs were bruised from that crazy kick Belimah did too. Form perfect type shit. Since Belimah is the whitest of white men, he walked away scott free. In the end he didn’t even like the drink she had, it was bland and tasteless, just like her outfit, so he threw it at another woman he passed on the street. A real menace to society.

But it gets worse. Frat!Belimah specifically donates every last penny that he gets from his lenient 9 to 5 job on petitions and gofundmes. Sounds nice, right? WRONG. Those petitions are trying to revoke women’s rights and put them back in the kitchen when they all belong. He doesn’t even think they deserve to have bank accounts, truly evil.

Sometimes he buys out all of the menstrual products from the store so that no woman can get her temporary relief from the bloody flood of agony and pain happening between her whore legs. Either free bleed while going to work or wear the diapers he left, which he coated in paprika. Burn women BURN.

Frat!Belimah also runs an anti women podcast where he preaches about how spectacular men are: their strong bodies, capable hands, and fine asses.. yes, their asses. Belimah loves ass. Men’s ass. BUT HE IS NOT GAY. From his podcasts some have speculated that he’s closed but he always denies this absurd claim. He would never date a man, or fuck a man, or cuddle a man, or do anything with a man other than drink and do drugs.

On his podcasts he often brings in Naoya Zenin, the guy who almost hates women as much as Belimah does. Sure, Naoya is passionate about his disdain for women but Belimah is the one making full on fanfics mid podcast about how he’d drag a bitch over Starbucks. Truly a new low but it’s played off for laughs after. Gotta keep the podcast up! The last time he was too graphic his podcast episode was taken down and striked, leading him to making an angry tweet longer about it. Which just got him more viewers.

Surprisingly he gets sponsorships too.. maybe because he’s a jacked white man with super hot muscles. Sometimes he posts gym pics and the trad pick me women go crazy over it, salivating over the photos like dogs in heat. His thrist traps immediately make everyone forget that he’s a weird pos but I suppose that’s how the internet is.

Don’t even get me started on who he voted for..

Notie: This is fan fiction on a real person, @belimah. Nothing written or described is real, obviously. If you take this seriously that’s not my problem sorry not sorry just block me fr cause there’s gonna be more parts to my shenanigans. I felt like I was writing a crazy wattpad or reddit story.

[harlequinnsatelier]

writing absolute bs at 2am cause no one can stop me

[harlequinnsatelier]

YO WHEN YOU FINISH WRITING FRAT! BELIMAH YOU CAN USE MY ART IM GONNA DRAW MY PAPA AS A FRATBOY TRUSTT (free of charge it's a passion project and a gift :D)

Sorry I'm excited*runs in circles*

-belispawn 1

ARE YOU HOLDING ME AT GUNPOINT???

I’ll continue the Frat!Belimah series tomorrow night after my brother’s graduation

Frat!Belimah will be a great thing to write while I get motivation for my actual works. Prepare for trouble and make it double @belimah

[harlequinnsatelier]

How are people finding my thought post about dad!kuna and sukuna’s pubes??

Better question WHY are people liking it?

[harlequinnsatelier]

Burnout over nothing

[harlequinnsatelier]

I lowkey forgot how I was gonna start HD so umm. Time to start a secretive project instead, figure out how AO3 works, and prepare for my move

[harlequinnsatelier]

Dad!Kuna haha

Dad!Kuna but as Yuji’s adoptive father after Jin dies and you, inevitably, get a crush on him cause it’s Sukuna who wouldn’t?

So you go to Yuji’s house every Tuesday and Thursday for study nights where you’re more focused on the scary looking man taking up all the space in the kitchen

But that’s Yuji’s dad, albeit adoptive, still Yuji’s dad.. but mainly his uncle. What’s wrong with pinning after your best friend’s uncle turned dad? NOTHING EITHER WAY.

I’m going crazy.

[harlequinnsatelier]

Sukuna pube propaganda..

Sukuna pube propaganda…

Pube propaganda….

[belimah]

The dude I was talking to got sick and I got the biggest ick from it

He was like ' I'm so sick todayyyy ' and i was trying to stop me from cringing

What's the worse ick you had gotten ?

-- Whorey anon 🫦

You don't be liking weak man who instead of dying just get sick and go to the doc, huh?

I think... when people I'm with are oddly dominant in a way they didn't earn from me. If they earn it somehow, sure, go off, but that almost never, EVER happened.

So bitch trying to order me around? I will physically wrestle them. But I also get the ick from people so quickly when they say some unhinged shit, like the sims -- signal just going above my head.

Works for friendship as well. I remember when I as talking to a friend back a few years and It went like:

Me: you know when you simply want to die? Like when you just wanna stop existing Him: no Me: Have you never... wanted to... die? Ever? Him: no?

we are no longer friends if you're wondering

[harlequinnsatelier]

The worst ick of my life

Keep in mind at the time of these ss he already had 3 "pets" aka girlfriends. He could've left it at "I'm really clingy and obsessive so I might come off as controlling sometimes" but NOPE "I want to take away ALL of someones boundries" OKAY BUDDY. He was already telling me he was weird beforehand but I didn't think he would be THAT weird

[harlequinnsatelier]

Might be writing before February. Had a great idea, thought about it for 5 seconds, wrote it down, now I’m wondering if I should sleep or make it angst with absolutely no comfort

[harlequinnsatelier]

Note to self : do not give hints to your hiding spot

[harlequinnsatelier]

Belimah will never find me

[belimah]

[harlequinnsatelier]

I was found

[harlequinnsatelier]

Belimah will never find me