❣️Harley Quinn❣️

the doc is in :)

[harleyloveshyenas]

OOC:

Hello guys this is a Harley Quinn roleplay blog my main blog is @winnielovesscriddler

I don't see a ton of Harley blogs so I decided to throw my hammer in the water

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

yes see I have come to a decision

see my father needs assistance and you appear to be my best option

psychological assistance specifically, he tried to help himself but frankly a professional is required in such situations

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley's eyes furrow.

"Your father, Do I know him?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

well not exactly?

you seemed to have been close to another iteration of my father but this one I don't think you have met?

none the less it should simple enough yes?

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Of course."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

I will notify him as soon as possible of your arrival tho I do warn he is quite the... unique case

she hands over a small card with an address and three phone numbers on it

this is how you can contact him, the other two numbers are mine and his partner's

oddly enough the "father" she's referring to has the initials "Jonathan C."

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Yes I'll be sure to contact him as soon as-"

She looks up.

"Jonathan C. Is that- Where my suspensions correct? Jonny, he's your father?

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she nervously pulls at her collar then rests her hands behind its back

yes Jonathan is my father, it's why I wrote it down?

unless you're referring to a certain Jonathan?

that's a common name so please do iterate

[harleyloveshyenas]

She nods.

"Ahhh. I assumed the C was for Crane. You know. The Scarecrow. I apologize for not being more specific."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she turns away and coughs ...shit...

well... yes that is true, but I fail to see how it matters

she turns back to face Harley

just a matter of assisting a man who needs it and I figured you would be the perfect one for well a very accurate sense of perception

are you up to the task?

[harleyloveshyenas]

"It was just an observation. Knowing it's Jonathan, I'm more than willing."

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

yes see I have come to a decision

see my father needs assistance and you appear to be my best option

psychological assistance specifically, he tried to help himself but frankly a professional is required in such situations

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley's eyes furrow.

"Your father, Do I know him?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

well not exactly?

you seemed to have been close to another iteration of my father but this one I don't think you have met?

none the less it should simple enough yes?

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Of course."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

I will notify him as soon as possible of your arrival tho I do warn he is quite the... unique case

she hands over a small card with an address and three phone numbers on it

this is how you can contact him, the other two numbers are mine and his partner's

oddly enough the "father" she's referring to has the initials "Jonathan C."

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Yes I'll be sure to contact him as soon as-"

She looks up.

"Jonathan C. Is that- Where my suspensions correct? Jonny, he's your father?

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she nervously pulls at her collar then rests her hands behind its back

yes Jonathan is my father, it's why I wrote it down?

unless you're referring to a certain Jonathan?

that's a common name so please do iterate

[harleyloveshyenas]

She nods.

"Ahhh. I assumed the C was for Crane. You know. The Scarecrow. I apologize for not being more specific."

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

yes see I have come to a decision

see my father needs assistance and you appear to be my best option

psychological assistance specifically, he tried to help himself but frankly a professional is required in such situations

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley's eyes furrow.

"Your father, Do I know him?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

well not exactly?

you seemed to have been close to another iteration of my father but this one I don't think you have met?

none the less it should simple enough yes?

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Of course."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

I will notify him as soon as possible of your arrival tho I do warn he is quite the... unique case

she hands over a small card with an address and three phone numbers on it

this is how you can contact him, the other two numbers are mine and his partner's

oddly enough the "father" she's referring to has the initials "Jonathan C."

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Yes I'll be sure to contact him as soon as-"

She looks up.

"Jonathan C. Is that- Where my suspensions correct? Jonny, he's your father?

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

yes see I have come to a decision

see my father needs assistance and you appear to be my best option

psychological assistance specifically, he tried to help himself but frankly a professional is required in such situations

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley's eyes furrow.

"Your father, Do I know him?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

well not exactly?

you seemed to have been close to another iteration of my father but this one I don't think you have met?

none the less it should simple enough yes?

[harleyloveshyenas]

"Of course."

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

yes see I have come to a decision

see my father needs assistance and you appear to be my best option

psychological assistance specifically, he tried to help himself but frankly a professional is required in such situations

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley's eyes furrow.

"Your father, Do I know him?"

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley?

Pistole appears wearing an anachronistic suit and bird mask her shoes clicking across the ground

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley looks up at the familiar voice.

"You again?"

Harley examines Pistole.

" It seems you're trying a new look, too."

[harleyloveshyenas]

Sorry for not posting for a bit, the pigs got me :/

But I am happy to report I have escaped Arkham once more and will try to post more frequently! :D

With love,

Harley Quinn PhD

[mintplco]

how i imagine their interaction like..

[sinewthirtythree]

some art requests! I got more coming but these looked good together

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman #263 - "Riddler on the Move!" (1975)

written by Dennis O'Neil art by Ernie Chan & Dick Giordano

[therealnygma]

how are your feelings towards Jonathan Crane? be honest.

None of the public's business.

[harleyloveshyenas]

Oh you can just say it Eddie, we all know

[hatteristsociety]

Batman: Detective Comics #787 (2003) Written by Brian K. Vaughan, art by Rick Burchett.

[therealnygma]

Never thought in my life that someone would ask me while about to bomb a Con. And I fucking quote "Are you cosplaying the purple guy?" I wanted to blow up the whole cone right there but ~No~ Dr.Crane was over doing signings for his damn book.

[harleyloveshyenas]

Where you wearing green or just purple.

Gimme three shots and I could probably see it.

With love,

Harley Quinn PhD

[3vergrewe]

I’ve been wanting to draw these two for soooo long, especially Starfire🤭

[harleyloveshyenas]

oh lovely Quinzel~

the masqueraded figure is back

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley's eyes open wide and she blinks a little taking in the sight.

Processing the scene. Then she speaks.

"Oh. It's you again."

She says flatly.

"Look you caught me on a bad day. So don't think you can come up in my space and make a fool outta me again."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

heh oh I'm not here for that

they walks closer to Quinzel, looming over her once again

I said I wanted to pick your brain

after all psychology can be a wonderful tool

just like people 'ey?

they half jokingly nudges Quinzel

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley stiffens a bit.

"So you wanna pick my brain, like talk? Get to know what's going on with me. Sorry toots but I don't budge that easily."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she smiles under her mask and speaks with a raspy tone

no... just your skills

I don't care for "personality"

they're mostly useless to me, unless they're quite meek, then they're quite entertaining

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley let's herself relax a bit.

"Ya wanna learn about my skills? Gee, toots. I don't know where to start."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

hmm

she thinks thoughtfully for a moment

what about things I should look out for in deals?

classic easy to do tricks n all?

[harleyloveshyenas]

She thinks for a second.

"Clown makeup and purple suits."

She says jokingly.

"I'm kidding, uhm. Don't do deals if the dealer seems too aggressive. Or overly passive. Don't do business if the terms are overly vague- that's... risky."

She pauses for a second.

"But if you mean you're trying to make a deal with someone... look for vulnerable people. Use their weaknesses against them. Not necessarily a threat but say you need a goon. You might look for someone on the street. They give you muscle you give them a house. Etc, etc. Anything else?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

her smile falters as she looks irritated

I asked for tricks not the obvious

you know like how getting people to talk about themselves can get them to trust you without spilling a single thing

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley crosses her arms.

"Suppose you were trying to use that one on me. I'm sorry but I'm a closed book really. I don't give in that easily... anymore."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she laughs like how a dog barks

and why would I need to do that?

you've already been used by that old clown

I don't need second hand entertainment darling

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley snaps up at her.

"Listen here, You can insult my methods! Hell you can make a fool outta me. But the second you call me second hand entertainment is the second this jester gets violent!"

She shakes her finger in front of Pistole's face.

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she smiles coy at this

I don't need to make a fool out of you

even if you didn't do it yourself well

fools refer to jesters, yes?

what would... you prefer me to call you then?

a hand me down toy?

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley raises her arms. Then pauses.

"no..."

She drops herself.

Her weight going to the ground.

"I'm not that dumb...not anymore."

She looks up.

"Ya got what you wanted I'm sure. You got the last laugh. So go. Leave me. I need to be here. Alone."

[harleyloveshyenas]

oh lovely Quinzel~

the masqueraded figure is back

(@pistole-prince-of-fools)

Harley's eyes open wide and she blinks a little taking in the sight.

Processing the scene. Then she speaks.

"Oh. It's you again."

She says flatly.

"Look you caught me on a bad day. So don't think you can come up in my space and make a fool outta me again."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

heh oh I'm not here for that

they walks closer to Quinzel, looming over her once again

I said I wanted to pick your brain

after all psychology can be a wonderful tool

just like people 'ey?

they half jokingly nudges Quinzel

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley stiffens a bit.

"So you wanna pick my brain, like talk? Get to know what's going on with me. Sorry toots but I don't budge that easily."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she smiles under her mask and speaks with a raspy tone

no... just your skills

I don't care for "personality"

they're mostly useless to me, unless they're quite meek, then they're quite entertaining

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley let's herself relax a bit.

"Ya wanna learn about my skills? Gee, toots. I don't know where to start."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

hmm

she thinks thoughtfully for a moment

what about things I should look out for in deals?

classic easy to do tricks n all?

[harleyloveshyenas]

She thinks for a second.

"Clown makeup and purple suits."

She says jokingly.

"I'm kidding, uhm. Don't do deals if the dealer seems too aggressive. Or overly passive. Don't do business if the terms are overly vague- that's... risky."

She pauses for a second.

"But if you mean you're trying to make a deal with someone... look for vulnerable people. Use their weaknesses against them. Not necessarily a threat but say you need a goon. You might look for someone on the street. They give you muscle you give them a house. Etc, etc. Anything else?"

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

her smile falters as she looks irritated

I asked for tricks not the obvious

you know like how getting people to talk about themselves can get them to trust you without spilling a single thing

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley crosses her arms.

"Suppose you were trying to use that one on me. I'm sorry but I'm a closed book really. I don't give in that easily... anymore."

[pistole-prince-of-fools]

she laughs like how a dog barks

and why would I need to do that?

you've already been used by that old clown

I don't need second hand entertainment darling

[harleyloveshyenas]

Harley snaps up at her.

"Listen here, You can insult my methods! Hell you can make a fool outta me. But the second you call me second hand entertainment is the second this jester gets violent!"

She shakes her finger in front of Pistole's face.