harley quinn quote starters .
always feel free to change pronouns!
001. ❛ now this is funny ! ❜
002. ❛ look out world , here i come ! ❜
003. ❛ why’d you stay with me all day ? ❜
004. ❛ fluffy slipper attack ! ❜
005. ❛ i’m known to be quite vexing , i’m just forewarning ya’ ! ❜
006. ❛ i know how to make some smiles . . . ❜
007. ❛ this time , baby , the jokes on you ! ❜
008. ❛ you think i’m just a doll . ❜
009. ❛ gimme some sugar , baby ! ❜
010. ❛ i’m going to kill you . . . for everything you’ve done to me . ❜
011. ❛ why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her ?! ❜
012. ❛ oh , it’s nice to be drugged and wake up handcuffed in a lair . ❜
013. ❛ it’s the guy from legend ! i love that movie ! ❜
014. ❛ what can I tell ya’ ? the guy just did it for me ! ❜
015. ❛ we’re bad guys . it’s what we do . ❜
016. ❛ pleased to meet’cha ! ❜
017. ❛ oh , it’s gonna be fun kill you . . . ❜
018. ❛ look on the bright side - tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats ! ❜
019. ❛ you really know how to put the “ fun " in ” funeral “ . ❜
020. ❛ i never felt so beautifully rendered in my entire life ! ❜
021. ❛ i ate thirty four candy canes and six candy bars . ❜
022. ❛ have you guys heard this new taylor swift song ? it’s sooo good ! ❜
023. ❛ i’ll never understand why superman wears the same outfits every day . ❜
024. ❛ i have proved i love you ! ❜
025. ❛ sorry . . . the voices . i’m kidding ! . . . that’s not what they really said . ❜
026. ❛ you think you’re scary ! well , i’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile . ❜
028. ❛ i’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit ! ❜
029. ❛ love your perfume ! what’s that ? the stench of death ? ❜
030. ❛ wee ! look at the pretties ! ❜
031. ❛ i’m bored . . . play with me . ❜
032. ❛ hey , everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff , right ? ❜
033. ❛ i’m off my meds ! ❜
034. ❛ i’m gonna go boom … or splat ! or boom - splat ! ❜
035. ❛ not funny , creep . ❜
036. ❛ he killed them . ❜
037. ❛ doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down , what matters is who made you smile again . ❜
038. ❛ you’re a certified nutso ! ❜
039. ❛ something tells me a whole lotta people are about to die ! ❜
040. ❛ another night i get all dolled up and another night i get the boot ! ❜
041. ❛ dont'cha knock before entering a ladies boudoir ? ❜
042. ❛ it’s amazing what’cha find in people’s glove compartments ! ❜
043. ❛ hi puddin ! miss me ? ❜
044. ❛ i’m sick of people trying to shoot me , run me over , or blow me up ! ❜
045. ❛ hey watch those hands , boy wonder ! ❜
046. ❛ yeesh ! you make one little mistake and they never let’cha forget . ❜
047. ❛ prepare to be perforated , pally ! ❜
048. ❛ she shoots , she scores ! ❜
049. ❛ whoa , mama ! check out the cute hitch - hiker ! ❜
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