[blumbluma-deactivated20240204]

Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.

[gryffon]

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

[sonicbinch]

[c-isnenegro]

[babyanimalgifs]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[c-isnenegro]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

[omgmiawtfbbqlol]

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

[c-isnenegro]

[just-shower-thoughts]

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

[popinloopy]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

[magnechamp]

nothing is still the same as nothing

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Fucker

[landscapre]

[absinthundrosen]

[brokxnn]

sleepwalking - bring me the horizon

[sem-pi-ter-nal]

Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed

Please don’t remove credit :)

[hyoudov]

[theyorkshirepony]

i too am like a horse:

- sometimes eats too much and gets bellyache

-  melodramatic

- injures self doing stupid things

- made uncomfortable by everything

[myfairjoy]

- scared of irrational things

- doesn’t follow basic directions

- forgets things I’ve been practicing for 17 years

[selk1e]

all sailor moon chibis combined

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since