Harley x Ivy Incorrect Quotes

D - She/Her - 17

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#151

Ivy: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know!

Harley: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Ivy: Stop.

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#150

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Harley: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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#149

Ivy: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

Ivy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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#148

Harley: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Ivy: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Harley: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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#147

Harley: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Ivy: Mind your language!

Harley: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Ivy:

Harley: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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#146

Harley: You kill people for money?!

Ivy: I can explain!

Harley: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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#145

Harley: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ivy: Harley, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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#144

Harley: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Ivy: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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#143

Harley: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Ivy: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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#142

Harley: Why are you on the floor?

Ivy: I'm depressed.

Ivy: Also I was stabbed, can you get help, please.

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#141

Harley: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Ivy: What did you do, Harley?

Harley: A MISTAKE

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#140

Harley: Here's some advice

Ivy: I didn't ask for any

Harley: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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#139

Harley, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Ivy: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Ivy: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Harley, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Ivy: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Ivy: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Harley, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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#138

Harley: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Ivy: Harley, that's a coma.

Harley: Sounds festive.

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#137

Harley: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ivy: Hello, Harley.

Harley: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Ivy: You underestimate me

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#136

Harley: Merry Christmas. Here. I got this for you-

Ivy: Oh, thanks, uh

Ivy: Um.

Ivy: Harley this is a framed picture of you.

Harley: That's right. Only the best for you.

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#135

Harley, opening a capri sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away