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Your name is FEFERI PEIXES. You are a FORMER HEIRESS. Due to some circumstances you were forced to become a HARLOT by an EVIL CHEF and your ANCESTOR. You work at a place called CLUB BUBBLE. You manage the club and as MANAGER you make sure the girls and guys who work in your club are treated fairly within your power. Your “bosses” make it hard for you to do this. You tend to use a lot of fish puns because you think that they are “fantastic and a reel fun” When chatting with friends you use )( in place of h and when you get R—E—EL excited you like making your E’s into tridents. 38D

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roflmao dave you look like a boob

#davesprite #homestuck #drunk feferi #religousstuck

gamzee yu need a doctor of somefin 389

#doctormakara #homestuck #gamzee makara #drunk feferi

Karcrap is t)(is yuo?

#grimkat #religousstuck #homestuck #Karkat Vantas #drunk feferi

glub

)(ey gyus guess w)(o went drunking again )(a)(a)(a 38Y!!!!

cod I dr3w look at it its bootiful

#feferi peixes #RP #AU #religousstuck

why did you start drinking in the first place...? i've always been curious about that, but if you don't want to say, that is fine with me!

No problem at all!!!I t)(ink I started drinking... w)(en I was about 3 sweeps old?T)(e --Empress before me told me t)(at if I was to be a good ruler I needed to )(ave a strong tolerance to alco)(ol or my enemies would take advantage if I was a lightweig)(t!!!

Soooooooo if Kanaya drank some of your 8lood, she would get drunk of it?

ooo)( not s)(ore!!!I'm pretty s)(ore t)(at s)(e would get drunk from just getting near me!!!Apparently I )(ave a strong smell of alco)(ol wit)(out me knowing!!!

hehe, oh yeah, that was a while ago huh? it's been a long time since anyone has talked to ANYBODY.

I t)(ink I killed t)(em wit)( my party 38CAlc)(ol tends to ruin your stomac)( if you don't )(ave proper training!!!In fact w)(en I started drinking, I was so sick to t)(e point I was unable to move for a week!!!But after t)(at I started feeling muc)( better!!!Must be because of my training 38O

I'm surprised you haven't died from alcohol poisoning yet. Your liver can pack a punch, can't it?

I )(ave developed a tolerance to alco)(ol 38D

It was part of my training as a )(arlot --Empress!!!It's practically my blood!!!

hi feferi!

)(i Jo)(n!!!! 38D)(ow are you?It's been a w)(ile since I last talked wit)( you!!!I kind passed out from all t)(e alco)(ol )(e)(e!!!

how are you today fefereferi

O)(!!!! My apologies!!! T)(is didn't s)(ow in my box till now!I'm doing w)(ale!!! T)(anks for asking!!!I've been busy lately so I )(ope to be on more w)(en I'm not doing ot)(er t)(ins!!!!

#kawaiibachfalls

johnthesavior replied to your post: hey feferi! what drinks are there and what’s good?

…….. ok which one should i drink.

)(ave a wine cooler!!! It's good for a beginning drinker!! )(e)(e!

#johnthesavior

)(ey.

Equius.

Nice.

Iron

Buns

#scientistzahhak #Feferi Peixes #AU #religousstuck

hey feferi! what drinks are there and what's good?

)(ere is a list!!!BeerAleBarleywineBitter aleMild alePale alePorterStoutCask aleStock aleFruit BeerLager beerBockDry beerMaerzen/Oktoberfest BeerPilsenerSchwarzbierSahtiSmall beerWheat beerWitbier White BeerHefeweizenCauimChichaCiderHuangjiuIcariine LiquorKiljuKumisLappish Hag's Love PotionMeadPalm winePerryPlum jerkumPulqueSakeSontiTepacheTontoTiswinWineFruit wineTable wineSangriaSparkling wineChampagneFortified winePortMadeiraMarsalaSherryVermouthVinsanto[edit]Distilled beveragesSpiritsAbsintheAkvavitArakArrackBaijiuCachaçaGinDamson ginSloe ginHorilkaKaoliangMaotaiMezcalNeutral grain spiritOgogoroOuzoPalinkaPiscoRakiaSlivovitzRumSojuTequilaVodkaMetaxaWhiskyBourbonScotchTennessee whiskeyBrandyArmagnacCognacFruit brandy, Eau-de-vie (French), Schnapps - Obstwasser (German)DamassineHimbeergeistKirschPoire WilliamsWilliamineZwetschgenwasserWe also )(ave milk, tea, water, and juice!