I'm done with these stupid questions.

Harper Callaway. That random Slytherin. "But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together"

[harper-callaway-anon]

Hey there. I'm Harper Callaway! From the Slytherin class of 1970s, lets go! Don't expect any of you to know me but feel free to come talk anyway. @evanrosieranon @mattheoriddleanonn @laurentrosier @kittenanon @gabyblackanon

[maevegriffithanon]

What’s your drink of choice?

@juliette-bishop @dani-price @kittenanon @gabyblackanon @francis-anon @berkshire-boy @adela-anon @nottedanon @killian-anon @malfoy-anon @dragoanon @harper-callaway-anon @madelinelauderanon

[harper-callaway-anon]

Methanol.

[maevegriffithanon]

With olives?

[harper-callaway-anon]

Sure, why not.

[maevegriffithanon]

What’s your drink of choice?

@juliette-bishop @dani-price @kittenanon @gabyblackanon @francis-anon @berkshire-boy @adela-anon @nottedanon @killian-anon @malfoy-anon @dragoanon @harper-callaway-anon @madelinelauderanon

[harper-callaway-anon]

Methanol.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Alexis Camberra Black

20

Taken 📚

Adopted little sister to Nymphadora. Daughter of Andromeda and Seth Camberra. (Shout out to the best step dad @harper-callaway-anon)

Currently attending Hogwarts University

Best friend of @mattheoriddleanonn and @kittenanon

I love learning about the muggle world. My dad tells me stories from his childhood all the time.

And before any one asks the impeding questions. No I don't have a relationship with my aunt Bella. Yes I know my aunt Narcissa. I can not stand my uncle Lucius. Draco is not as bad as he seems (I promise. Don't let him fool you)

That should be it. I look forward to making friends with all of you guys! Don't be afraid to send me messages or even tag me in things

[harper-callaway-anon]

The fear I felt when I saw you had mentioned me in something.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

All I heard from her is "...Damn you Pretty Boy" with a smirk I know all too well because I have the same look

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh no, that's either really good or really bad for me. If I disappear you know who to blame, and my body is likely hidden somewhere.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

A direct quote from mom

"Keep talking, Callaway, and I will burry you with Seth"

[harper-callaway-anon]

Woooowwww. Too soon, way too soon. Guess you could say I dug my own grave.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Possibly.

Or talked your way out of getting any for the rest of your existence.

What you are essentially good at

[harper-callaway-anon]

Would it really be me if I had a chance of getting any? This is me and your mother we're talking about.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

The only two people I know who are the slowest slow burn couple than any couple in pop culture history

[harper-callaway-anon]

We're so slow burn that we don't even know we're a couple yet. I'll let your mother know this update.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

You might as well be. No one else will put up with you besides her and vise versa

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh come on, you know you love me too.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

All I heard from her is "...Damn you Pretty Boy" with a smirk I know all too well because I have the same look

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh no, that's either really good or really bad for me. If I disappear you know who to blame, and my body is likely hidden somewhere.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

A direct quote from mom

"Keep talking, Callaway, and I will burry you with Seth"

[harper-callaway-anon]

Woooowwww. Too soon, way too soon. Guess you could say I dug my own grave.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Possibly.

Or talked your way out of getting any for the rest of your existence.

What you are essentially good at

[harper-callaway-anon]

Would it really be me if I had a chance of getting any? This is me and your mother we're talking about.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

The only two people I know who are the slowest slow burn couple than any couple in pop culture history

[harper-callaway-anon]

We're so slow burn that we don't even know we're a couple yet. I'll let your mother know this update.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

All I heard from her is "...Damn you Pretty Boy" with a smirk I know all too well because I have the same look

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh no, that's either really good or really bad for me. If I disappear you know who to blame, and my body is likely hidden somewhere.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

A direct quote from mom

"Keep talking, Callaway, and I will burry you with Seth"

[harper-callaway-anon]

Woooowwww. Too soon, way too soon. Guess you could say I dug my own grave.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Possibly.

Or talked your way out of getting any for the rest of your existence.

What you are essentially good at

[harper-callaway-anon]

Would it really be me if I had a chance of getting any? This is me and your mother we're talking about.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

All I heard from her is "...Damn you Pretty Boy" with a smirk I know all too well because I have the same look

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh no, that's either really good or really bad for me. If I disappear you know who to blame, and my body is likely hidden somewhere.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

A direct quote from mom

"Keep talking, Callaway, and I will burry you with Seth"

[harper-callaway-anon]

Woooowwww. Too soon, way too soon. Guess you could say I dug my own grave.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

All I heard from her is "...Damn you Pretty Boy" with a smirk I know all too well because I have the same look

[harper-callaway-anon]

Oh no, that's either really good or really bad for me. If I disappear you know who to blame, and my body is likely hidden somewhere.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

I'm gonna kill you for that Harper!

I'm not saying mom's reaction

[harper-callaway-anon]

Don't worry, I'm already making plans to flee the country. I fear your mother may already be hunting me down.

[alexis-black-rockefeller]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[harper-callaway-anon]

Agreed, Happy Mothers most incredible woman.

Can't say you're my mother, but never stopped me from calling you mommy :) (She's going to kill me for this)

[juliette-bishop]

Did everyone die?

[harper-callaway-anon]

Yes.

[harper-callaway-anon]

Merry Christmas to all, somehow another year has passed already.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

A very belated happy holidays and happy new year in advance

[harper-callaway-anon]

Happy new year in advance, lets see what chaos this one brings.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

That sounds terrifying

[harper-callaway-anon]

Honestly considering locking myself in a room and hiding until it's over.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

That’s the spirit

[harper-callaway-anon]

The real Christmas spirit is social avoidance. No one can convince me otherwise.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

You’re such a people person. It’s admirable

[harper-callaway-anon]

Please, you say that like you don't love people too.

[harper-callaway-anon]

Merry Christmas to all, somehow another year has passed already.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

A very belated happy holidays and happy new year in advance

[harper-callaway-anon]

Happy new year in advance, lets see what chaos this one brings.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

That sounds terrifying

[harper-callaway-anon]

Honestly considering locking myself in a room and hiding until it's over.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

That’s the spirit

[harper-callaway-anon]

The real Christmas spirit is social avoidance. No one can convince me otherwise.

[harper-callaway-anon]

Merry Christmas to all, somehow another year has passed already.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

A very belated happy holidays and happy new year in advance

[harper-callaway-anon]

Happy new year in advance, lets see what chaos this one brings.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

That sounds terrifying

[harper-callaway-anon]

Honestly considering locking myself in a room and hiding until it's over.

[harper-callaway-anon]

Merry Christmas to all, somehow another year has passed already.

[lilyofthevalley-anon]

A very belated happy holidays and happy new year in advance

[harper-callaway-anon]

Happy new year in advance, lets see what chaos this one brings.

[harper-callaway-anon]

Merry Christmas to all, somehow another year has passed already.