Hi, welcome to the bar. Feel free to order, hangout, or loom in a corner if that's what you do. Everyone is welcome here and it is open to all age groups. Enjoy and have fun!
Hello and welcome! My name is Harper and I am the owner and bartender of this fine establishment. This bar is a little bit different as it is a dry bar since we don't sell alcohol, rather we sell you a little something else.
We here have found a way to liquidize emotions and serve them to you as drinks.
The point? If you are ever looking for a specific feeling we can either serve you something from our carefully crafted menu or you can request something specific (a specific list, a general vibe, you name it we can do it).
Some fine examples is the "Christmas at School" where we serve you Nostalgia, Childhood giddiness, hot cocoa, peppermint, and a mountain of marshmallows all in a paper cup so you can feel the saem way you did the week before holiday break where the teachers didn't know what to do with you.
Now feel free to order, hang out, ask questions, or just lurk and listen in on a story.
Welcome to the bar!
Look at the menu!
(The kitchen is currently under renovation and as such we cannot make any dishes, we apologize for the inconvenience.)
Hello there, my oh my. Let me check in the back, we always a few bottles of emotions that we didn't make a whole ton of, let me see if hope was one of them.
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AHA we do happen to have some back here! Some interesting stuff back there, would you like it mixed with anything? Something sweet and kind perhaps?
Hello. What do you have to unemotionally constipate someone?
-Nastya (Crow's Count @mechsarchives )
Hmmmm, I imagine this is possibly for a friend?
Well let me see what I have here.
Well, those who are emotionally constipated typically don't like to address their feelings or talk about them possibly due to fear of rejection or judgement.
So the best blend would possibly something with safety, courage, and love.
We could make an adjusted "Emotionally Unavaible" to have instead of grief we can add in safety and love instead.
So it would be Courage, Safety, Love and sobriety mixed with a hazlenut creme, chocolate sauce and nuts for garnish.
Hello there, Harper. Can I get a bottle of security blanket? I've found it does lovely work when children wake from nightmares and I've found myself once again with a house quite full.
-Vivienne ( @alive-immortal )
Well hello there! Absolutely. Let me know how the little ones like it.
What do you best recommend for remembering someone? It's...been a long while.
-Tim (leg au, @mechsarchives )
Hmmm, depends on what you need friend.
If its someone you haven't seen in awhile but would like to remember them fondly so that the best memories of them come to mind
Perhaps a "One More Day" made with yearning and love mixed with vanilla creme base, blueberry syrup and a blue raspberry swirl. We'll remove the hopeless for now, seems like you need more of a pick me up rather than a downer.
Can I get a bottle of exhaustion? I've got a crew full of people who refuse to know what sleep is.
-Ashes (lesbian gun au @mechsarchives )
Hello there! Absolutely, would you like me to mix in a bit of safety in there as well that way they aren't their way into sleep and feel comfortable doing so?
I know some of the more stubborn headed ones might try to fight the tiredness away.
Oh that'd be just perfect. Stubborn crew they all are.
A week or so with them refusing sleep I can forgive, it happens, but a year of them all barely sleeping? Can't have that, it'll last decades if I let it.
Hello there, Harper. Can I get a bottle of security blanket? I've found it does lovely work when children wake from nightmares and I've found myself once again with a house quite full.
-Vivienne ( @alive-immortal )
Well hello there! Absolutely. Let me know how the little ones like it.
What do you best recommend for remembering someone? It's...been a long while.
-Tim (leg au, @mechsarchives )
Hmmm, depends on what you need friend.
If its someone you haven't seen in awhile but would like to remember them fondly so that the best memories of them come to mind
Perhaps a "One More Day" made with yearning and love mixed with vanilla creme base, blueberry syrup and a blue raspberry swirl. We'll remove the hopeless for now, seems like you need more of a pick me up rather than a downer.
Can I get a bottle of exhaustion? I've got a crew full of people who refuse to know what sleep is.
-Ashes (lesbian gun au @mechsarchives )
Hello there! Absolutely, would you like me to mix in a bit of safety in there as well that way they aren't their way into sleep and feel comfortable doing so?
I know some of the more stubborn headed ones might try to fight the tiredness away.
(Click below to see it in typed format in case the image quality is bad)
Drowing in Emotions (The money doesnt mean anything)
Glass Sizes
Shot of Basic Feeling -- 5
Glass of basic feeling -- 11
Bottle of basic feeling -- 44
Shot of mixed emotion -- 7
Glass of mixed emotion -- 15
Bottle of mixed emotion -- 60
If you would like something that isn't on the menu, let me know and I'll try to make something just for you. Who knows, might end up on the menu later on.
Some Basic Feelings
Joy: Feel a rush of joy and happiness
Relief: Finally be able to release that breath you were holding
Playfulness: Feel a need to be plaful and have some fun
Courage: Feel a bit more outgoing with a dash of actual courage
Childhood Happiness: A blast to the past when you could feel careless and free with no weight behind your smile
Loved: Feel the warm sensation in your heart as you feel loved with no strings attached
Safe: No need to look over your shoulder as you feel comfort and security with no looming voices
Rejuvination: Have a pep in your step like you just woke up fresh as a daisy
Grief: Feel the ache and heartache of the end of a love, that way you can tell it mattered with how it hurts
Present/Sobriety: Be in the moment and know where you are
Hyperfocused: Be able to focus on that one thing that you couldnt before, no distractions this time
Sadness: Feel a little mellowed and blue with a bit of sadness
Exhaustion: Feel tired and worn down and ready for a solid night of sleep.
Grogginess: Wake up on the wrong side of the bed and feel slow and tired
Hopeless: Feel the sense of dread with no path forward
Yearning: Ache for something you can’t quite reach, an achievement or goal you don’t know where it came from
Manic: Focus and go crazy over.... THAT THING....
Panic: Quickly move and get work down as you feel that you are missing something or about to
Adrenaline: Wake up and go fast with a shot of adrenaline that isn’y just caffeine
Nostalgia: A blast from the past as you remember fond times or times you miss regardless of if it was two years ago or two days ago.
Mixed Emotions
Kiss On The Beach: Excitement mixed with pineapple juice, orange soda with a salt rim
Tummy Butterflies: playfullness, joy, and loved with a strawberry and butterfly pea soda
Brass and Gold: Sweet and savory drink with courage, relaxation, orange and lime juices and smoked with oak
Death and Taxes: Relief, earl grey tea with a milk base smoked with mahogany
Soberman: Sobriety, Rejuvination, and a touch of adrenaline with a water base
Sold in bottles to take home
Security Blanket: Safety and relief mixed together in a calming lavendar tea with honey
Old Fashioned Alex: Nostalgia and relief mixed with Brown sugar, lime and sugar.
Not a Cold Breath of Air: Relief, grogginess and exhaustion with seltzer water, lemon, lime and eucalyptus served in an ice cold glass
Virgin Margaret: Relief and Exhaustion with a vanilla and coconut smoothie and a swirl of cranberry and raspberry
Royal Flush: Courage and manic with espresso, a strawberry and peach syrup, and a cherry and orange wheel
Persephone: Courage and playfulness in a lemon and lavendar drink with simple syrup and strawberries
War for the Boys: Adrenaline, manic, and courage with a spiced blend of cinnamon, Star anise, chili, garlic and honey
Jazz and Cogwheels: Playfulness and rejuvination in a smoked copper glass with orange honey, warm apple cider and ginger
Emotionally Unavailable: Courage, Grief and sobriety mixed with a hazlenut creme, chocolate sauce and nuts for garnish
Seasonal Emotions
Christmas at School: Nostalgia, Childhood giddiness, hot cocoa, peppermint, and a mountain of marshmallows
To the Old and New: Adrenaline and nostalgia mixed in with a sparkilng white grape juice, cotton candy syrup, edible glitter, and confetti
Pumpkin Spice Craze: Mania and whatever the hell is in a pumpkin spiced nightmare
Summers With You: Childhood giddiness and safety with an orange lemonade with a touch of raspberries
Warmth in Solstice: Joy and playfulness in a wodden cup with a creme base spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger
Feast of Colors: Rejuvination paired with joy with watermelon and lime juice with honey and soda water.
Fang-tastic: Courage and playfulness mixed in a martini glass with beet juice, ginger, apple cider and a salt rim
College Kids
Wake Up Call: Adrenaline with lemon juice, mint in a green tea
New Hobbies: Hyperfocus and joy mixed with a strawberry and mint soda with raspberry boba
Last Minute Deadline: Adrenaline and panic mixed with caramel and cinnamon in a vanilla creme base
Top Of the Morning: Adrenaline and happiness in a coffee base with cream, chocolate, with whip creme and sprinkles
5am Muster: Exhaustion, Adrenaline, and grogginess mixed with espresso, passion fruit and a sugar rim
Sleep Required: Exhaustion and safety mixed with a tart cherry and valerian root tea
Sold as bottles to take home
No More Finals: Relief, joy, and safety with hot chocolate, earl grey tea, whip creme and a lot of marshmallows
Somber Series
Rain at Night: Sobriety mixed with sadness in a cold chamomile tea and some ice shavings
Cliffside: Hopeless and relief in an ice cold glass of mint and eucalyptus tea with frozen blueberries
Late Night Calls: Sadness, grogginess, and a bit of exhaustion with black coffee and a dash of honey (served hot or cold)
Missing You: Yearning, grief, and sadness mixed with black tea, cardamom, and cinnamon
One More Day: Yearning, love, and hopeless mixed with vanilla creme base, blueberry syrup and a blue raspberry swirl
Hanged Man: Yearning, Hopeless, Grief, Sadness and Exhaustion mixed with a soft elderberry tea
Only a shot is allowed to be served and you are not allowed to leave the bar
