birb children causing untold chaos The Book Series

I’m coming for your YA bird kids story throne James Patterson watch tf out

[harpykidchronicles]

Alice: You can’t possibly be this stupid.

Tommy: Don’t underestimate me.

[harpykidchronicles]

Pen: You’re my best friend and the love of my life and I would do literally anything for you.

Jack: I want you to eat three meals a day and get a decent amount of sleep.

Pen: Absolutely not.

[harpykidchronicles]

Tommy: So you two are dating now?

Pen: Yeah.

Tommy: Why?

Pen: Because I like Jack. Obviously.

Tommy: No, I get that part. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Jack.

[heroexxs-a]

[harpykidchronicles]

whoops i made an aesthetic collage for each of the 7 kiddos and also one for the whole story yee haw

[kirianthedivorce]

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

[kirianthedivorce]

Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage

[harpykidchronicles]

Tommy collage!!! Thank you Pinterest and Canva I’m having lots of fun :)

[frongle444]

do you think if people had wings we'd just

[harpykidchronicles]

Omg now a Pen Carter collage too? Yep 😊

[harpykidchronicles]

made a silly little Harpy Kids aesthetic collage using Canva and Pinterest images :)

[grimemutt-deactivated20260223]

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

[b-0-ngripper]

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[cliffsecord]

[harpykidchronicles]

[harpykidchronicles]

look at my blorbos, boy

(Left to right, top to bottom: Pen Carter, Tommy Carter, Jack Horowitz, Lavender Jones-Horowitz, Alice Ishimoto, Sara McAllister, Nico Mendoza)

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[tsalala]

Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia

[insomniamamma]

unrepentant and covered in blood with mama