I don't know

Lane, they/them, 22 ● its shitpost time, babey! welcome to my main, where I still don't know exactly what's going on! ● icon from Dalek-Maker by Dalek on picrew ● I've also got various other sideblogs, but I like, follow, submit stuff and all that jazz from here

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[wiltking]

you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.

[imoanurparentsnames]

thought this post was appropriate

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[everydaylouie]

thinking of you

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[onion-souls]

Early baseball had a strange issue with unusual player names and poor documentation, to the point that there’s a whole Wikipedia page on unidentified 19th Century baseball players.

[manhattan-gamestop]

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

[manhattan-gamestop]

I’m gonna scream

[owls-parliament]

Brian David Gilbert is a comedic genius

[its-your-mind]

@manhattan-gamestop weren’t you listening?!? he’s gotta have these beds OUTTA his house by tuesday! on tuesday he’s having a potluck! he can’t have people coming to his potluck asking why the hell there’s two beds against the wall!! can you IMAGINE the questions?????????

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[alisonisnotonfire]

The duality of dip n pip, practice colored sketches :3

(12 & 23 dec, 2025)

[darkestbrook]

Hugs in every form

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[alex-e-thymia]