I Can Buy and Sell You

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[harringtonblood]

this blog is dead but you can catch my new art blog at @shnopps

[bullworth-academy]

Bullworth-Academy is moving!

Are you eighteen years or older? Are you a fan of fourteen year old video games? Do you enjoy roleplaying, particularly through Discord? Then the brand new Bullworth Academy server may be the perfect place for you!

We’re a small, semi-selective Bully-based roleplaying community hoping to provide an organized roleplaying experience for a the fans of a fandom that’s been on life-support for the last decade. Our server has just opened up and we are eagerly accepting new members. Currently our focus is on canon characters over OCs, but that may shift as roles fill up.

More about us and our rules can be found in our server.

Join here!!!

[bullworth-academy]

Bullworth-Academy is closing our gates to new members.

If you are interested in joining, please message the blog and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you!

[harringtonblood]

Derby has naturally curly hair and awful eyesight. It’s canon because I said so ❤️

[bullworth-academy]

Bullworth-Academy is moving!

Are you eighteen years or older? Are you a fan of fourteen year old video games? Do you enjoy roleplaying, particularly through Discord? Then the brand new Bullworth Academy server may be the perfect place for you!

We’re a small, semi-selective Bully-based roleplaying community hoping to provide an organized roleplaying experience for a the fans of a fandom that’s been on life-support for the last decade. Our server has just opened up and we are eagerly accepting new members. Currently our focus is on canon characters over OCs, but that may shift as roles fill up.

More about us and our rules can be found in our server.

Join here!!!

[oogboogs]

Writing Commissions!

hi !! 

i have been a little strapped for cash during this pandemic so i’d like to offer a spicy deal to my followers and those beyond my blog: writing commissions !! 

so what does this mean? basically, i’ll write for you. “what exactly can you write for me?” you may be asking, so here is the answer. 

i can write any fandom i am familiar enough with. all of these are listed on my ABOUT page under shows and games. i also will write for fandoms pertaining to music (classic rock, kpop idols, etc) 

HOWEVER, this does not mean i am not open to writing things i have not listed !! always feel free to ask about something and i will tell you if i can or cannot write it. 

i WILL write OCs and OCxCanon ships given i have an information sheet to reference for them or you come to me with a thorough idea of what your OC is like. i love OCs and never mind writing them.

i also WILL write SELF-SHIPS. yes, if you have an f/o or something similar or simply want some self-insert fanfiction written about you and your favorite fictional media hunk/babe, i got you.

i WILL write smut for you given you are 18+. i will not commission anything nsfw for ANYONE under the age of 18. i also WILL write some taboo topics or kink content under the same stipulation. these things can be discussed privately. 

main point being, i will write most anything. just ask !! 

now, onto the fun part: PRICES. my rates are as follows: 

$1 USD per hundred words. this means 100 words will cost $1. 1000 words will cost $10. so on and so forth. this is a MINIMUM, so if i happen to go over the minimum (whether it is to tie something up neater or because i get into what i write) i will NOT charge you any extra than the agreed upon amount.

NSFW WILL COST EXTRA, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS TABOO CONTENT. when i say extra, it is instead $1.50 USD per hundred words. 

multi-chapter requests are allowed (especially if you enjoy the first part of a commission and would like a continuation!) and will need to be discussed beforehand. i will absolutely discount for people returning for another commission. :)  

i accept payments through venmo, cashapp, and paypal under special circumstances.

i apologize that at the current time my only writing samples are small drabbles i’ve done for BULLY/CANIS CANEM EDIT, especially because the ones on my wattpad are a little outdated, but i hope they give you some idea of my abilities. i can write in present or past tense and can write in second or third person perspective. i prefer not to write in first person as it makes me a little uncomfortable. 

my ao3 | my wattpad 

[harringtonblood]

Bruises are hard.

[bullworth-academy]

Bullworth-Academy is moving!

Are you eighteen years or older? Are you a fan of fourteen year old video games? Do you enjoy roleplaying, particularly through Discord? Then the brand new Bullworth Academy server may be the perfect place for you!

We’re a small, semi-selective Bully-based roleplaying community hoping to provide an organized roleplaying experience for a the fans of a fandom that’s been on life-support for the last decade. Our server has just opened up and we are eagerly accepting new members. Currently our focus is on canon characters over OCs, but that may shift as roles fill up.

More about us and our rules can be found in our server.

Join here!!!

[bullworthsbrute]

Bif Gaylor

xoxo - D

[harringtonblood]

What?

Hello?

[bullworthsbrute]

Dominic took my phone

Ugh, remind me to put a more secure code on it.

[harringtonblood]

Don’t tell me.

Your passcode was my name, wasn’t it? You’re awfully predictable, dearest.

[bullworthsbrute]

I refuse to comment.

I plead the fifth

[harringtonblood]

You’ve got guilt written all over you.

I think someone needs to be taught a lesson. Hm?

[bullworthsbrute]

Perhaps I do.

[harringtonblood]

I concur.

My room. Five minutes. Don’t make me wait.

[bullworthsbrute]

Bif Gaylor

xoxo - D

[harringtonblood]

What?

Hello?

[bullworthsbrute]

Dominic took my phone

Ugh, remind me to put a more secure code on it.

[harringtonblood]

Don’t tell me.

Your passcode was my name, wasn’t it? You’re awfully predictable, dearest.

[bullworthsbrute]

I refuse to comment.

I plead the fifth

[harringtonblood]

You’ve got guilt written all over you.

I think someone needs to be taught a lesson. Hm?

[bullworthsbrute]

Bif Gaylor

xoxo - D

[harringtonblood]

What?

Hello?

[bullworthsbrute]

Dominic took my phone

Ugh, remind me to put a more secure code on it.

[harringtonblood]

Don’t tell me.

Your passcode was my name, wasn’t it? You’re awfully predictable, dearest.

[bullworthsbrute]

Bif Gaylor

xoxo - D

[harringtonblood]

What?

Hello?

[bullworthsbrute]

Lovely.

I think I broke something.

[harringtonblood]

And how did you manage to do that?

[bullworthsbrute]

I dropped a weight on my hand.

Please send help.

[harringtonblood]

Oh Bif, this is why you need a spotter.

I’m on my way.

[bullworthsbrute]

Lovely.

I think I broke something.

[harringtonblood]

And how did you manage to do that?

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text to @harringtonblood / Derby]

[Text]: I had an idea

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: Should I be concerned?

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text]: Cory and Palmer think of us as "parents", correct?

[Text]: Then we'll act like parents

[Text]: Be absolutely, cavity inducingly mushy whenever they're around

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: With all do respect, that sounds absolutely exhausting.

[Text]: Can I not simply act like my father and ignore their very existence unless I need to keep up appearances?

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text to @harringtonblood / Derby]

[Text]: I had an idea

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: Should I be concerned?

[harringtonblood]

Text to: @bullworthsbrute

[Text]: Did I go too far tonight?

[Text]: I-...

[Text]: You know I only want the best for you.

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: Good.

[Text]: I call everybody “dear boy”, it no longer feels good enough.

[Text]: I want you to have something special, something I use only for you.

[harringtonblood]

Text to: @bullworthsbrute

[Text]: Did I go too far tonight?

[Text]: I-...

[Text]: You know I only want the best for you.

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text]: No I

[Text]: I need to grow up, I suppose

[Text]: I know, Derby

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: That’s not what I meant, Bif.

[Text]: I’m too hard on you, aren’t I?

[Text]: I can’t believe... I’m becoming my father.

[...]

[Text]: This is... You’re...

[...]

[Text]: As much as it... pains... me to say this, I owe you an apology for how I’ve been treating you.

[Text]: You’re a better man than I, Bif. I’m sorry.

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text]: Don’t say that, Derby

[Text]: You are infinitely better than he’d ever be

[Text]: I mean no offense

[Text]: Though...

[Text]: Apology accepted. I admit, I’ve been stretched and stressed beyond belief. 

[Text]: And I’m sorry for being so childish

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: Don’t apologize, you have nothing to atone for.

[Text]: You make me a very happy man, Mr. Taylor.

[Text]: Now, come to bed. I’m dreadfully cold without you.

[bullworthsbrute]

[Text]: And you make me very happy in return, Mr. Harrington.

[Text]: Let me just change.

[Text]: I went training again.

[harringtonblood]

[Text]: Do you feel better, love?

[Text]: You’ll have to bear with me as I get used to using these infernal petnames.