Harry Kane

Not the real Harry Kane. Just a roleplayer.

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Harry Edward Kane is a thirty two year old English football player. Born and raised in London, England and currently lives in Munich, Germany.

PLATONIC.

Childhood friend(s):

Casual friends:

Ride or die: 

Close friends: Mason Mount

Work connection: Mason Mount

Best friends:

Met online: 

Mom friend: 

Dad friend: 

Act like siblings: 

Party buddy:

Good influence:

Bad influence:

Frenemy:

Unlikely friends:

Drinking buddy: 

Pen pals:

ROMANTIC.

Girlfriend: 

Crush:

Fling(s): 

Past hookup(s): 

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One night stand: 

Old crush:

Old love:

First love:

Secret relationship: 

Friendzoned:

PR relationship:

Exes on good terms:

Exes on bad terms: 

Married:

Divorced: Katie Goodland

[ellarbn]

I bet you're ready to get out there, huh? It'll just be, like, games versus other national teams, right?

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I am. As much as I as glad for a break and having time with my children, I am ready to be back out there. It will be other clubs rather than national teams.

[ellarbn]

Nice to meet you, Harry! You got any games coming up, or is it conditioning? I'm doing great. Between the promo for my show and getting to travel around, I've been having the time of my life.

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I went for fitness stuff yesterday. And training starts next week for me. There will be games coming up but I assume I won't be playing until the season starts. I am glad to hear that you are doing great. It sounds like you have.

[rareselenas]

as someone who's obsessed with lego but has never had an official replica set made of myself — which feels like a personal oversight by the lego corporation, honestly — i'm low-key jealous that you have one. like do you bring it out at family functions? are you playing with miniature you? and yes i know how that sounds, and i'm not even going to apologize for it because we're all adults here. but genuinely i need to know if you have dedicated lego nights where you're just sitting there building a tiny version of yourself. because that's either the most wholesome or the most narcissistic hobby possible, and either way i'm fully on board with it.

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I have a lego version of myself? I know there is many things out there, but I didn't realize that I had a lego of me. I guess that answers your question though. The fact that I have no idea about it, shows that I don't play with it or sit there building one. I don't want to see this now.

[limelightmumford]

I've got my fingers and toes crossed for you, mate, because you really do deserve it. Good, that's the way to be - they don't know your people, but you do.

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Thank you. Still got some time to wait to see how that goes. Yeah. I remember kind of making a point of doing that back in the last Euros.

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@olvse

[livmorgcn]

yaonlylivvonce: Good luck with your training! Hope it’ll goes good and you accomplish your feat you came to accomplish.

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HarryKane: Thank you. Well, last season went pretty well so I am hoping we can do the same this season.

[limelightmumford]

You should ignore it. Unless they're on your level, which almost all of the world isn't... you're fucking good, mate. If you don't win the Ballon D'or, I will be making a formal complaint. I get that, I get super defensive about the people I love. Even if somebody said shit about my exes, I'd defend them.

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I know there is talk about the Ballon D'or. But we will have to wait and see. Oh, there has been some people, not family that I have heard things about and jumped to their defense.

[colbylcpez]

wwerollins: go on and get it man! when do you start back to it again?

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HarryKane: Sometime next week. Looking forward to it.

[taylorzperezblvd]

taylorzakharperez: when do you start back? i would love to watch you guys train if we're allowed to do that.

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HarryKane: Sometime next week. Our usual training isn't normally when people can watch. But we do have times when the fans can.

[jcdebellingham]

Jude: you and michael having extended vacations has put the fans of bayern into a frenzy. just when are you returning to munich, mate? they might send out a search party for you both if you don't, lmao.

Jude: it's not just my legs that are worth millions. it's my face, too. pfft. that's why you shouldn't even try. I think that's the lovelier image, to be honest. reminds you of being next to a winner.

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Harry: I have noticed that. Haha. I am already in Munich now. Fitness tests soon and then training sometime next week. So they won't have far to search for me. Harry: Hey. You can shut up about being next to a winner. I've won things too. No trophyless Harry anymore.

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HarryKane: Not long now until back training.

[ellarbn]

You know that feeling when you've got the right support system, your work-life balance has never been more, well, balanced, and you can't even think about the future because the present is literally the result of everything you've ever worked for, and it's so, so perfect? Yeah... I'm Ella Rubin, and this is my life right now. Ahhhh! Enough about me, though. How are you?

[harryekane9-blvd]

I know that feeling. Although, I do also think about the future too. It is great to meet you, Ella. I'm Harry. And I am doing fine. Looking forward to getting back to work. How are you doing?

[olvse]

michael: i'm glad to hear that. michael: yeah, not everyday we get that time to do so. i'm taking up as much time as i can before i have to be back on the field again. michael: i'm glad you are. you deserve it as well. i mean, i get that. i feel tired just thinking about trying to rest with kids around. i've been spending time with my girlfriend and got her to come with me back to munich.

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Harry: It isn't that often we get to have time to do that. Unless its summer or Christmas. Harry: Haha. Oh, believe me its hard work with children around, but I wouldn't have it any other way. You did?

[limelightmumford]

People can be assholes, mate. The most important thing is that you and the lads did an amazing job. Even in sports, winning isn't everything.

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They can be. Believe me, I have had plenty said about me. I ignore that. Its when its about people I care about that it gets to me.

[jcdebellingham]

Jude: same here, mate. won't be long until I'm back at training camp. so, I'm squeezing out the very last of my vacation.

Jude: something I happen to specialize in. heh. and even if you did, you would still choose me. I'm like the air, you can't escape me.

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Harry: I think that is what we are all doing. I am seeing so many photos of my Bayern team mates and actually want to be back there even though I am having some down time. Harry: You do. Oh, I couldn't put it better myself. You know there was a time I could listen to Hey Jude and I picture The Beatles. Now, its you and the fans singing it to you.

[yunjnhuh]

That’s true. I still think fall is the best ever but I’ll concede and leave my fight for my group. Oh! How old are your children? That’s fun though, I’m sure they love the summertime. How far did you get? I didn’t keep up with it much.

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I think we agree to disagree. Haha. Ivy is 9, Vivienne is 8, Louis is 5 and Henry is almost three. So a range of ages. Oh, we got to the semi finals and lost to Argentina, but we came third because we won the third place match. And that was the day before the final so we were pretty much there for the whole thing.